"The Black List is who's invited to my room tonight — I'm talking to you, Somali pirates. I am the captain now!"
"Masters of Sex, which is the degree I got from Boston College."
"Any chance to kiss James Marsden . . . Sorry, Darren, you know it's true."
"I don't feel at all saggy — I feel quite perky."
"I know we went head to head."
Yep, Jared Leto called Lupita Nyong'o his "future ex-wife" in his acceptance speech at the Spirit Awards.
Ellen DeGeneres's opening monologue at the Oscars included this quip:
"Jonah Hill is nominated for his amazing performance in Wolf of Wall Street. Honestly, I have to say, you showed us something in that film that I have not seen for a very, very long time."
Can they please be a real couple? Pretty please?
Musicians and spouses Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez not only gave an adorable acceptance speech when they won the Oscar for best original song for Frozen's "Let It Go," but they also sealed the win with a big, sexy kiss.