28 Stages of Dating as Told by the Many Faces of Tyra Banks

You want to be on top? Look no further than runway goddess and selfie aficionado Tyra Banks. The media mogul and her forever expressive face is here to guide you through the many stages of dating starting at singledom and going all the way to marriage. Keep reading to see where you stand. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll smize. Source: Instagram user tyrabanks

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First you're like hello, world, where them boys at?!
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First you're like hello, world, where them boys at?!

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And you prepare yourself to go on tons of hot dates with a hair flip.
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And you prepare yourself to go on tons of hot dates with a hair flip.

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But then you realize that there's some really crappy guys out there.
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But then you realize that there's some really crappy guys out there.

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And you need to treat your dates like thorough background checks.
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And you need to treat your dates like thorough background checks.

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Some of your dates could even be considered lightweight torture.
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Some of your dates could even be considered lightweight torture.

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You basically want to give up.
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You basically want to give up.

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But you get your head in the game because there's a Mr. Right for you out there.
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But you get your head in the game because there's a Mr. Right for you out there.

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Finally, you meet a guy who catches your attention.
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Finally, you meet a guy who catches your attention.

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You actually have an enjoyable and tolerable date with him.
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You actually have an enjoyable and tolerable date with him.

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And you're like hey boy, let me smize at you.
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And you're like hey boy, let me smize at you.

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Things go to the next level.
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Things go to the next level.

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You even get to see him with his clothes off . . .
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You even get to see him with his clothes off . . .

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And you get a little nervous because you legitimately like this guy.
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And you get a little nervous because you legitimately like this guy.

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You can be your true self around him.
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You can be your true self around him.

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You don't want another chick to so much as look at him.
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You don't want another chick to so much as look at him.

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He loves you even when you're weird.
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He loves you even when you're weird.

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Like really, really weird.
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Like really, really weird.

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Wait, how does this guy even tolerate you?
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Wait, how does this guy even tolerate you?

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Sometimes you guys get in fights that make you lose it.
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Sometimes you guys get in fights that make you lose it.

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But you do that awkward cry face until he feels uncomfortable and apologizes.
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But you do that awkward cry face until he feels uncomfortable and apologizes.

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After your incredible poise and patience, he pops the question.
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After your incredible poise and patience, he pops the question.

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And you're more than pleased with the ring choice.
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And you're more than pleased with the ring choice.

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You plan a wedding exactly how you envisioned.
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You plan a wedding exactly how you envisioned.

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The two of you live happily ever after.
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The two of you live happily ever after.