15 Thoughts All Girls Have While Cuddling

By Ashley Paige

Updated on 6/16/2015 at 6:05 AM

Cuddling is an art that requires great precision and accuracy — one wrong move, and you're uncomfortable for the rest of the night. That said, most of us are amateur cuddlers, and therefore a slew of crazy thoughts enter our minds as we spoon our little hearts out. Hey, no one's perfect.

01

"I'm WAY too hot right now." — Fox

"I'm WAY too hot right now."

I wish I could de-layer, but then we'd stop cuddling.

02

"Oh sh*t, I have to pee." — Disney

"Oh sh*t, I have to pee."

But I don't want to move.

03

"I'm definitely crushing his arm." — NBC

"I'm definitely crushing his arm."

It's cute that he's being really quiet about it, though.

04

"He's definitely crushing my leg." — NBC

"He's definitely crushing my leg."

I squash his arm; he flattens my thigh. Fair, right?

05

"Is my hair in his face right now? I'm pretty sure my hair's in his face." — Fox

"Is my hair in his face right now? I'm pretty sure my hair's in his face."

I can hear him spitting out strands behind me.

06

"His breath is tickling my neck." — NBC

"His breath is tickling my neck."

Ohhhh my gosh it tickles so much! Can't deal. Must giggle . . .

07

"Should I spoon him? Maybe he'd like it." — NBC

"Should I spoon him? Maybe he'd like it."

Or then again, he might feel really weird about it.

08

"I'm hungry." — Fox

"I'm hungry."

Does Taco Bell deliver?

09

"Did I feed my cat today?" — NBC

"Did I feed my cat today?"

I did. I know I did. Right?

10

"I still have to pee. Really bad." — NBC

"I still have to pee. Really bad."

OK, rolling away in 5, 4, 3 . . .

11

"I kind of want to check my phone." — The CW

"I kind of want to check my phone."

But that would be so rude.

12

"Does he want me to nuzzle him?" — Disney

"Does he want me to nuzzle him?"

Like in the movies. Yay? Nay?

13

"I think he's excited." — Paramount Pictures

"I think he's excited."

Noooo! I don't want this moment to end!

14

"I can't fall asleep. At all." — Red Granite Pictures

"I can't fall asleep. At all."

Maybe I can reach the remote from here . . .

15

"Is he snoring in my ear?" — Paramount Pictures

"Is he snoring in my ear?"

Yep.