Claudia, I don't hate you because you're beautiful or because your mini–me, Clementine de Vere Drummond Vaughn is your cute clone.
I just envy you. To find out why, read more.
It's not about your money or even your looks, but because you are a leggy blond mother of a 3-year-old who is buttoned up and oh, so put together. It's enough to make me want to hide under a paper bag.
Holding darling Clementine's hand in yours, you still manage to tote a patent leather bag, a Pippi backpack and a hot pink scooter while pulling off the catwalk strut. Sigh. Kudos to you pretty lady.