14 Inappropriate Valentine's Day Cards From Kids That Will Make You LOL

Updated on 2/8/2017 at 9:48 AM

"Roses are red, violets are blue . . . " Valentine's Day cards were once a simple and cheesy way to express your love for another — heck, they still are — but like most things, kids have come in and ruined them. However, we're going to argue that these love notes have been ruined in the best way possible: inappropriately.

Read through for 14 bizarre and hilarious valentines that kids have made.

Happy "Val-in-Tits Day," Mom!

Indeed.

I hope your, um — you feel better, Valentine.

*Face palm.*

Love vs. "cars."

I mean, Evan's drawing isn't exactly "wrong."

I hope nothing ever happens to you, Valentine.

Comforting . . .

Arrow through the . . . head?

Whoops.

Happy Valentine's Day . . .

. . . Love, Poop.

I love Mom better than you, Dad.

Nice, kid.

Happy anniversary, but . . .

Well, this is awkward.

P.S. "I hate you!"

A little harsh, Jonas.

I love you very much!

". . . You are lucky you are alive."

I love you . . .

. . . Sometimes.

Love you with all my . . . butt.

"I would say heart but my butt is bigger."

Thank you, Mom.

"For making me food so I don't die."

Roses are red, violets are . . . red?

Apparently everything is red.

H/t, Imgur.