37 Signs That'll Make You Go Hmmm . . .

A lot of the caution and warning signs that we see and read are driven by our society's propensity for suing the pants off of anyone who crosses us, but I can't help but notice a few of the signs are directed straight at parents. More times than not, the signs are pretty much all about common sense — especially when it comes to dealing with children. So if you've ever looked at a sign or warning label and thought, "Is this really necessary?" then these signs are for you.

No Babies in the Coffee Beans
Instagram | abeautifulmastery

No Babies in the Coffee Beans

For so many reasons.

No Babies in Buckets
Instagram | soph_aday

No Babies in Buckets

It might seem like a good idea, but it's not.

Where Are Your Kids?

Where Are Your Kids?

Hopefully not under the lawn mower.

Don't Let Your Baby Play With Electricity
Instagram | baslviper

Don't Let Your Baby Play With Electricity

Babies and power cords do not mix.

Check Your Dryers
Instagram | vhernandezjr

Check Your Dryers

Why is this necessary?

Do Not Abandon Your Children!
Instagram | sommer_loving

Do Not Abandon Your Children!

Seriously, don't.

Don't Walk Away From Your Baby
Instagram | cuautemoc

Don't Walk Away From Your Baby

Does anyone else wonder how many babies have fallen off changing stations in bathrooms?

Don't Give Your Infant Popcorn
Instagram | heathmonster2

Don't Give Your Infant Popcorn

Let's see . . . baby cereal, pureed carrots, or popcorn? Oh, let's go with the popcorn!

Babies May Pee on Your Face
Instagram | meghanhoffberg

Babies May Pee on Your Face

Honestly, I have no idea what this sign is all about, but babies can pee on your face so watch out.

Do Not Put Child in Bag!
Instagram | swank23

Do Not Put Child in Bag!

So much for convenience.

Don't Let Kids Write on Furniture
Instagram | scottbeamer

Don't Let Kids Write on Furniture

The fact that something must have happened to warrant making this sign makes me upset.

Don't Wash Your Child in Washing Machine
Instagram | astonsfar

Don't Wash Your Child in Washing Machine

Always remove your children from their clothes before washing their clothes.

No Holding Your Child's Hand
Instagram | prat1980

No Holding Your Child's Hand

Paris is for lovers, not parents.

Kids Don't Float
Instagram | amanatee69

Kids Don't Float

You learn something new every single day.

Don't Get All Crazy With Your Child

Don't Get All Crazy With Your Child

Come on, be an example.

Don't Leave Your Baby Unattended!
Instagram | alimatera

Don't Leave Your Baby Unattended!

For the last time, just stay with your babies when they are on changing tables!

Your Children Must Obey These Rules
Instagram | spencerthe3rd

Your Children Must Obey These Rules

Because some parents really think the rules did not apply to their children.

This Is Not Infant Formula
Instagram | carrielynn_liston

This Is Not Infant Formula

Infant formula is infant formula.

No Babies in Dumpsters
Instagram | 1carservice1

No Babies in Dumpsters

Especially the crawling kind.

Don't Watch Your Baby Fall Off a Gurney!
Instagram | smurfslayer

Don't Watch Your Baby Fall Off a Gurney!

I mean, I guess this is a good reminder.

Fire Kills Children!
Instagram | sexygoat

Fire Kills Children!

Doesn't fire kill everyone?

Do Not Throw Children!
Instagram | natalia_martyn_87

Do Not Throw Children!

This is a no-throw-children zone.

Do Not Leave Children in a Motor Vehicle
Instagram | shawnp197777

Do Not Leave Children in a Motor Vehicle

Pregnancy and Alcohol Do Not Mix
Instagram | tsunamiscarab

Pregnancy and Alcohol Do Not Mix

Oh, oh [puts down beer].

Serious Diaper Changes Go Downstairs
Instagram | mocat17

Serious Diaper Changes Go Downstairs

I'm guessing the sign is supposed to indicate a changing station, which would make sense because that is how I carried my baby every time he had a blowout too.

Do Not Let Children Near the Rattlesnakes
Instagram | erinmm27

Do Not Let Children Near the Rattlesnakes

In case, you know, you were tempted to let your little darling take a selfie with the rattlesnake.

Don't Let Your Kids Play on Baggage Claim
Instagram | running4healing

Don't Let Your Kids Play on Baggage Claim

As long as there are baggage-claim belts, there will be parents looking at their phones while their kids climb all over them.

No Balloons
Instagram | amiralahlali

No Balloons

Take your children — and their balloons — to the stairs.

Children May Not Pee in the Fitting Room
Instagram | chloe_laneee

Children May Not Pee in the Fitting Room

Well, that's inconvenient.

Do Not Flush Your Baby's Diaper
Instagram | davefrost

Do Not Flush Your Baby's Diaper

Wait, do people really do this?

Do Not Allow Children in or on Cart

Do Not Allow Children in or on Cart

And every parent around the world goes, "Bahahahaha!"

Supervise Your Children!
Instagram | clever_d

Supervise Your Children!

In a nutshell.

Calm Down Parents
Instagram | shonda0937

Calm Down Parents

This sign should be at literally every little league and soccer game everywhere.