The geeks shall inherit the earth! There's never been a better time to be — or raise — a geek, nerd, dork, or brain.
Since mama geek and dada geek made the extreme effort to get off Dragon Fable and into the bedroom to create a nooblet, the least everyone can do is buy them appropriate presents.
Click through for a selection of toys, gear, and books sure to impress lil Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper . May the Force be with you.
Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks ($27)
Is there a nobler nerd calling than that of mad scientist? These Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks  are engraved with illustrations of different disciplines of mad scientists including L for Laser, E for Experiment, and U for Underground Lair. If that's not geeky enough for you, the blocks have a super-secret built-in encryption function — if you rotate any block 180 degrees, it'll encode to ROT13.
Plush Caltrop Set ($16)
A Caltrop was a weapon favored by cavalrymen from the late Middle Ages. Duh. This Plush Caltrop Set  allows tots to work out their jock revenge fantasies without doing any real damage.
HTML for Babies ($9)
Forget Pig Latin, all the cool kids know HTML. HTML for Babies : it's never too early to be standards compliant!
Nerdy Baby ABC Flashcards for Very Young Scientists ($19)
A is for Atom, B is for Binary Code, C is for Cell Membrane in these Nerdy Baby ABC Flashcards for Very Young Scientists .
Sci-Fi Baby Names ($11)
Before there's a nerd baby, there's a pregnant nerd mama somewhere trying to figure out the perfect name — obscure, but still recognizable to the inner sanctum. Sci-Fi Baby Names  is the perfect baby shower gift, especially if it happens to be a Matrix-themed party.
My Dad's a Geek Onesie ($24)
My dad's a geek . Yup, he is, and I'm proud!
My Little Geek ABC Book ($20)
A is for Android and Z is for Zombie in My Little Geek ABC Book , a board book for lil geeklets who are just so over C is for Cat.
Erector 100 Piece Bucket ($36)
Erector sets , one of the original nerd identifiers, are not only still around, but better than ever with sets designed for especially nuts-and-bolts-focused lil masterminds.
X-Babies Comic Books
Tots well versed in the adventures of X-Babies  will be the toast of Comic-Con.
Little Star Wars Costumes ($13-$20)
Just in time for Halloween (or the next convention, whichever comes first), Little Star Wars Costumes  are the perfect daddy and baby costume idea. Luke, I am your father. Major bonus points if the baby is really named Luke, which he probably is if his father is attending Star Wars conventions on a regular basis.