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Need A Work Excuse? Buy The Office Kid

Expand Your Working Mommy Group With The Office Kid

When a friend returned to work after maternity leave, a couple of her childless colleagues voiced envy of what they considered her "four month vacation." It sounds like they were perfect candidates for The Office Kid ($20). Invented by self-described "20 something childless advertising drones" who were jealous of their co-workers kidcentric excuses for missing work and wondered if the offspring even existed, the create-a-kid kit was born.

Anyone looking to impersonate a parent around the workplace can purchase the starter pack which includes a welcome letter and excuses, a framed picture of the child and art work to display in the office cubicle. For an additional $10, a doctor's note, more artwork or a sports team photograph can be bought.

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DStirk DStirk 6 years
I'm still laughing over the "four month vacation" comment. If only it were true!
skigurl skigurl 6 years
then you could get pissed because they never threw you a baby shower ;)
runningesq runningesq 6 years
ha, that's hilarious. snarky, that's funny... "what, no one knew I was pregnant?"
runningesq runningesq 6 years
ha, that's hilarious.snarky, that's funny... "what, no one knew I was pregnant?"
snarkypants snarkypants 6 years
hahaha this is awesome. my co-worker always gets to leave to take care of his kid. too bad nobody'd believe i randomly had a kid without ever getting pregnant!
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