- Your clothes are never accessorized with caked-on oatmeal and dried baby snot.
- A hiccup in the daily schedule doesn’t faze you, it just means more time with your wonderful tots.
- Hosting a spur of the moment playdate doesn’t send you on a 10-minute whirlwind-cleaning spree because your home is already spotless.
- Your children’s clothes are organized by size, season, and color so they never outgrow an item before having worn it.
- You are the first one at the school play, dance recital, or soccer game with your camera around your neck and your Flip cam ready to go.
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- You are the president of the PTA at one child’s school, the room mother at another, and the head of your neighborhood watch program.
- You have a hidden closet full of toys to ward off rainy day boredom, last minute birthday invitations, and gifts for new siblings.
- Your children’s lunch boxes are always packed with fresh fruit, inventive sandwiches, and homemade cookies – prepackaged goods are for amateurs.
- Your last Facebook status update included something along the lines of, “It’s a glorious morning – already ran 5 miles, made the kids stacks of pancakes, packed three lunches, and am ready to begin the morning school drop-off routine!”
- You hope your lil one doesn’t fall asleep during your nightly reading session, because you really want to get through The Lorax this time.
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