A Teenager Just Posted Her Diary From When She Was 7 Online, and the Entries Are Hysterical

Madie Cardon may be a teenager now, but it turns out her angsty years were long ago. The 16-year-old recently posted photos of her diary from when she was 7 on Twitter, and the internet is engaging in a collective laugh over how relatably dramatic her entries were. Chronicling a few days in her young life back in 2008, Madie speaks of her undying love for a classmate, Riley, and of Jessica, the girl who "is such a player" because "she hugs at least five boys every day" (but apparently still wears pull-ups).

Read through the entries above. It'll make you simultaneously reminisce about your former 7-year-old self and fear for the dramatic 7-year-olds your own children will undoubtedly become (if they've passed this stage, find their diaries and share them with us, deal?).