13 Things New Parents Never Say

"Go to sleep." "I'm so tired." "Please don't cry." These are things every new parent says at one point or another . . . sometimes several dozen times over the course of a single crib-side powwow at 2:45 a.m. But there are some statements guaranteed never to enter the lexicon of a first-time mom. Source: Flickr user Gatanass

01
"That's not as expensive as I thought."
Flickr user 401(K) 2013

"That's not as expensive as I thought."

02
"I slept so well last night."
Flickr user planetchopstick

"I slept so well last night."

03
"Running errands is really a lot easier now."
Flickr user USACE Europe District

"Running errands is really a lot easier now."

04
"We have plenty of diapers."
Flickr user Personal Creations

"We have plenty of diapers."

05
"This book was a real page-turner."
Flickr user Timothy Krause

"This book was a real page-turner."

06
"Well, that was easy."
Flickr user Gatanass

"Well, that was easy."

08
"I have so much energy."
Flickr user John Loo

"I have so much energy."

09
"Wouldn't it have been cool if we had twins?"
Flickr user donnierayjones

"Wouldn't it have been cool if we had twins?"

10
"Hey, we never got a bill for that."
Flickr user slgckgc

"Hey, we never got a bill for that."

11
"Can't you play that any louder?"
Flickr user donnierayjones

"Can't you play that any louder?"

12
"Ugh, these jeans are too loose on me."
Flickr user Bill Damon

"Ugh, these jeans are too loose on me."

13
"You're not that cute."
Flickr user Travis Swan

"You're not that cute."