"Why do I have 10 missed calls?"
It's not a moms' night out unless someone misses calls and texts from the person at home with the kiddos (usually the spouse) about everything from lost blankies to help with the nighttime routine. It's not unusual for someone to check their phone only to realize that you can take the mom away from the kids, but you can't take the kids away from the mama.
Source: Flickr user Kārlis Dambrāns
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