37 Kids (and 1 Mom) Who've Got This Tooth Fairy Thing Figured Out

The tooth fairy must have some serious laughs at the letters our kids leave for her under their pillows, because children are pretty hilarious when it comes to wheeling and dealing with their teeth. From kids who are hard on money to kids who have other requests, we got a good chuckle at these hilarious notes written for the tooth fairy. Source: Flickr user GoonSquadSarah

01
The kid who is willing to negotiate.

The kid who is willing to negotiate.

$20? OK, $10. OK fine, $9 . . . you win, tooth fairy. Source: Instagram user fallbornxo

02
The kid who's no longer friends with Rick.

The kid who's no longer friends with Rick.

Rick would help look for it, but I'm guessing he's probably grounded for punching his friend in the face. Source: Instagram user gadburysnyamouf

03
The planner.

The planner.

Brady just wants to know if this whole ordeal is going to be worth it in the end. Source: Instagram user paxton4evr

04
The charitable kid.

The charitable kid.

05
The kid who aims high.

The kid who aims high.

After all, it is lucky number seven. Source: Instagram user alisonipr

06
The hard-on-money kid.

The hard-on-money kid.

Don't we all, kid. Don't we all. Source: Instagram user gustavo_granda_123

08
The hungry kid.

The hungry kid.

So Kayla ate it — but she'll know better when she's 6. Source: Instagram user shann408

09
The kid who wants you to know her struggle.

The kid who wants you to know her struggle.

It didn't just fall out like all the kids who ate theirs. This tooth took work. Source: Instagram user jayleesamples

10
The kid who is over it.

The kid who is over it.

Just take it. TAKE IT! Source: Instagram user lydge_sweeney

11
The prelaw kid.

The prelaw kid.

Someone get a black light, I'm guessing there is some invisible ink on that paper somewhere. Source: Instagram user alex_latimer

12
The high roller.

The high roller.

Gotta have negotiation skills if you wanna pay the bills. Source: Instagram user mollyhills7

13
The kid whose parents are over her questions.

The kid whose parents are over her questions.

Look, it's hard to get creative in the middle of the night — we've all been there. But, really, Tooth?! Source: Instagram user drew_wild

14
The kid who doesn't want any trouble.

The kid who doesn't want any trouble.

What did he think she would do? Cover him in sparkles? Source: Instagram user ddem2000

15
The kid who just wants the tooth gone.

The kid who just wants the tooth gone.

And he's definitely not looking for any handouts. Source: Instagram user paigecarda

16
The kid who eats too much candy.

The kid who eats too much candy.

Clearly she didn't learn that candy is how she got the jazzy tooth in the first place. Source: Instagram user youretheflowerinmyhair

17
The future banker.

The future banker.

Huge mistake, Tyler! Everyone knows it's best to store all tooth fairy profits in an offshore account. Source: Instagram user stephanye13

18
The future teacher.

The future teacher.

I love a girl who takes charge. Source: Instagram user taracohen24

19
The good-mannered, weird science kid.

The good-mannered, weird science kid.

The whole gap thing isn't work for her; she'd like a nice full mouth of teeth. Please and thank you. Source: Instagram user mmmmchelle1983

20
The kid who knows how to butter someone up.

The kid who knows how to butter someone up.

You are wonderful and beautiful and I love you and you are my favorite person. So, about that present . . . Source: Instagram user moosue27

21
The kid who's really embarrassed by her mom.

The kid who's really embarrassed by her mom.

Yeah, I think she is entitled to a gift still. Mom, on the other hand . . . Source: Instagram user cat_daddy206

22
The believer kid (sort of).

The believer kid (sort of).

Though I think the tooth fairy is on thin ice. Source: Instagram user verymerryseamstress

23
The kid who's willing to take anything.

The kid who's willing to take anything.

That's my kind of kid. Source: Instagram user shoshacapps

24
The sensitive kid.

The sensitive kid.

Ball is in your court, Mom, er, tooth fairy. Source: Instagram user anetrabey

25
The visual learner.

The visual learner.

Because, you know, the tooth fairy still isn't quite clear on what exactly a tooth looks like. Source: Instagram user nicoleperanteau

26
The cash-only kid.

The cash-only kid.

Honestly, where would the tooth fairy even swipe a credit card anyway? Source: Instagram user pppppow

27
The creeped-out kid.

The creeped-out kid.

You know poor Henry has been terrified for this dream to occur. Source: Instagram user sunni_hemingsen

29
The kid with a good imagination.

The kid with a good imagination.

A castle out of teeth? Um, gross. Source: Instagram user kc__unreal

30
The take-it-or-leave-it kid.

The take-it-or-leave-it kid.

So basically, tooth fairy, cough it up. Source: Instagram user oranjhairgirl

31
The passive-aggressive poet.

The passive-aggressive poet.

T is for thank you (unless you leave less than $3). Source: Instagram user gemmy_bear

32
The more pain, more gain kid.

The more pain, more gain kid.

Do you know how hard this crooked tooth was on her? Source: Instagram user kelsweid

33
The kid who probably needs a new bed.

The kid who probably needs a new bed.

Welp, this doesn't seem safe. Source: Instagram user nickdurment

34
The proof-is-in-the-pudding kid.

The proof-is-in-the-pudding kid.

You want proof, he'll give you your proof. Source: Instagram user mrswigginss

36
The mom who's in the dog house.

The mom who's in the dog house.

I feel for her. You know this was a long, long day in her house. Source: Instagram user toddinohio

37
The confused kid.

The confused kid.

I mean, I would be weirded out if I woke up on top someone else's tooth too. Source: Instagram user kuchey

38
The too-old kid.

The too-old kid.

She knows it's her mom, but she still wants her money (at least she's polite about it). Source: Instagram user sarahlouiselong