Supernatural: 28 Castiel Quotes to Help Handle Every Awkward Moment in Your Life

By Ryan Roschke

Updated on 3/3/2016 at 10:00 PM

It's time to talk about one of Supernatural's great, not-so-hidden treasures: Castiel, played by Misha Collins. Unlike the endlessly sassy Crowley, this is one superhuman entity who delivers a whole different kind of charm. So, maybe he doesn't quite stack up against all the badassery of the Winchester brothers, but that's kind of why we love him so much, right? To help celebrate one of the lord's most beloved angels, keep reading for the best Castiel moments in Supernatural history . . . then brush up on a few of the show's golden insults when you're done.

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When You're in the Middle of a Very Public Meltdown — The CW

When You're in the Middle of a Very Public Meltdown

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When Your Friend Tries to Slut-Shame You After a 1-Night Stand — The CW

When Your Friend Tries to Slut-Shame You After a 1-Night Stand

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When a Hot Person Tries to Make a Pass at You and You Feel Like a Human Troll — The CW

When a Hot Person Tries to Make a Pass at You and You Feel Like a Human Troll

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When You Don't Got This — The CW

When You Don't Got This

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When You Finally Realize You Don't Got This — The CW

When You Finally Realize You Don't Got This

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When You Drink, Like, a Whole Handle of Tequila and You Don't Get a Hangover — The CW

When You Drink, Like, a Whole Handle of Tequila and You Don't Get a Hangover

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When You Overhear Someone Talking Sh*t About You — The CW

When You Overhear Someone Talking Sh*t About You

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When You Finally Meet Your Crush and You're Trying to Think of Something Sexy to Say — The CW

When You Finally Meet Your Crush and You're Trying to Think of Something Sexy to Say

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When You Make a Self-Deprecating Joke and Your Friends Don't Laugh — The CW

When You Make a Self-Deprecating Joke and Your Friends Don't Laugh

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When You See Your Bestie's Ex in Public — The CW

When You See Your Bestie's Ex in Public

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When You See the Most Perfect Booty in a Public Space — The CW

When You See the Most Perfect Booty in a Public Space

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When You're Over 30 and Trying to Get In on Some Memes — The CW

When You're Over 30 and Trying to Get In on Some Memes

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When Your Slightly Shady Joke Backfires on You — The CW

When Your Slightly Shady Joke Backfires on You

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When You Accidentally Step on Your Pet's Tail — The CW

When You Accidentally Step on Your Pet's Tail

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When Grandma Gives You a Birthday Card With No Money in It — The CW

When Grandma Gives You a Birthday Card With No Money in It

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When Someone Doubts Your Ability to Finish That Whole Chipotle Burrito — The CW

When Someone Doubts Your Ability to Finish That Whole Chipotle Burrito

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When Your Pizza Finally Gets Delivered — The CW

When Your Pizza Finally Gets Delivered

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When Your Friend's About to Do Something That's Clearly a Bad Idea — The CW

When Your Friend's About to Do Something That's Clearly a Bad Idea

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When It's the Middle of the Night and You're Wasted and All the Water in the World Seems to Have Gone Missing — The CW

When It's the Middle of the Night and You're Wasted and All the Water in the World Seems to Have Gone Missing

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When Nobody Seems to Listen to Your Life Advice, Like Ever — The CW

When Nobody Seems to Listen to Your Life Advice, Like Ever

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When You Check Your Bank Account and It Says You Have, Like, $4.81 — The CW

When You Check Your Bank Account and It Says You Have, Like, $4.81

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When You've Got a Helicopter Parent Who Won't Accept Your Status as a Real Adult — The CW

When You've Got a Helicopter Parent Who Won't Accept Your Status as a Real Adult

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When Someone's Like, "Not Today, Satan!" — The CW

When Someone's Like, "Not Today, Satan!"

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When You Order a Latte With 4 Shots of Espresso and the Barista Looks at You Like You're Crazy — The CW

When You Order a Latte With 4 Shots of Espresso and the Barista Looks at You Like You're Crazy

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When You Cook Breakfast For All Your Hungover Pals — The CW

When You Cook Breakfast For All Your Hungover Pals

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When You Give Up on Thinking of a Creative Halloween Costume — The CW

When You Give Up on Thinking of a Creative Halloween Costume

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When You Return to Your Hometown After a Very Long Time Away — The CW

When You Return to Your Hometown After a Very Long Time Away

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When You're Tired of Dealing With Your Own Garbage-Person Tendencies — The CW

When You're Tired of Dealing With Your Own Garbage-Person Tendencies