OK, it totally reminds me of those silly shirts for sale at any warm-weather vacation destination . . . you know, right next to the "One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor" shirts? This tacky tee comes in five sizes for pets up to 90 pounds so even the big dogs can show off a noticeably slimmer physique. Although I can see the irony in the product name of Bathing Beauty ($25), I know I wouldn't subject my (male) dog to the stares and giggles of others — could you?