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Greatest American Dog: What's the Funniest Quote?

Although the first person to get booted off of Greatest American Dog was Michael the comedian, I'm glad to report that we aren't short on funny comments yet in this show!

Not only do I look forward to watching the dogs perform (or attempt to, anyway), I can't wait to hear what the owners say next. David had a few hilarious comments of his own this week, and I kind of wish he would have stuck around a little longer — I was really starting to warm up to him! Which of these comments did you think was funniest?

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baltimoregal baltimoregal 8 years
"I'm gonna stop pretending that people aren't psychotic." Genius! I'm gonna use that for my new signature.
Angelica Angelica 8 years
Meat in the pocket! Come on!
Milly-the-ninja Milly-the-ninja 8 years
i like the first one!i find it very funny!
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