Today, Lily met Wilbur and they became fast friends...if you consider "friend" to mean someone you grab by your jaws and promptly attempt to open his gut and remove his innards.
OK, so she's a canine serial killer. Normally, her MO is a quick kill. She goes straight for the seam and removes stuffing/squeakers with surgical precision, all in under 5 minutes. Her victims rarely know what hit them until it's too late, but fortunately they feel little pain in their demise. Tonight, Wilbur is proving to be a challenge, thanks to his double-stitched seams.
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We still have faith in Lily's homicidal skills that Wilbur's hours are numbered. So say your hellos to him while you still can. By tomorrow, he will be plush bacon.