For $5 a
poop pop, you can purchase a Rear Gear to gear up your pet's rear. Funny, but perhaps not so practical for poopy purposes, I think it's definitely a clever creation.
This product covers up the animal's "unsightly" back end and you can customize the pattern or pick from popular styles — which include a disco ball, sheriff's badge, dice, flowers, etc. — but you need to take if off before the next potty break and your furry friend needs to have a tail to hang from in the first place. Do you hang your head at this or is your tail waggin'?