Great job captioning this silly photo! You made it quotable with these clever ideas:
Finally old enough for a bamboo-sicle! – mckmaine
What is this, some kind of cruel joke? Lemme at those veggies! – spectra
"Bartender, a little less ice next time please!" – Aphrosette
Oh Martha Stewart, you shouldn't have. – wren
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