Great job captioning this silly photo! You made it quotable with these clever ideas:
Tony was right. This tastes Grrreat! — mscc
I don't even know why I bother getting a manicure sometimes. — Sugarblonde
You know, I love red meat but it's so sticky sometimes I wonder why I bother. — naughtymonkey01
Maybe I should invest in a tongue scraper. — bbb1saa
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