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Weekly Pet Horoscope

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Mar 21 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 20
May 21 - June 21
June 22nd - July 22nd
Someone new helps you teach your pet new tricks on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. Don't be jealous of his or her relationship with your animal pal. It will make your bond stronger, too. Your reputation is on the line when you're called on to talk about a pet topic you're supposed to know a lot about on Thursday and Friday. Don't be self-conscious. You know what you're talking about. Saturday and Sunday are good days to ask for pet support.
Your pet is going to be a financial burden on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, but there's little you can do about it. Borrow money from a friend or relative if you can't cover the bills yourself. Your travel plans might be upset by a pet crisis on Thursday or Friday, but there is a solution if you look for it. If your pet is acting strangely on Saturday and Sunday, it might not be his or her fault. Look for outside nuisances first.
You might be the resident pet expert on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, but that doesn't mean you should give unsolicited advice. However, if someone asks for your help, by all means, tell him or her what you think. Thursday and Friday are excellent days to get to the bottom of a pet-related problem. If you think that someone isn't being honest, ask different questions. Your opinion about a nuisance pet changes for the better on Saturday or Sunday.
Your pet needs a little TLC at the beginning of the week. Make sure you pamper him or her on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. The more luxurious the treatment, the better! Putting off a pet-related problem on Thursday and Friday will only make it worse. Deal with it directly and it should quickly go away. You and a friend or family member can't agree on a training method on Saturday or Sunday, but that's OK. Try both ways and see which works best.
July 23 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 22
Sept 23 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
You definitely have your own way of doing things between Monday and Wednesday, but try to keep your pet's routine as simple as possible so that he or she doesn't get overly confused or disoriented. Your pet is the best on Thursday and Friday, but try not to be too arrogant. No one likes someone who gloats over victories! Saturday and Sunday are good days to try alternative medicines or training methods on your pet, but be sure to heed all warning signs.
Family obligations stand in the way of pet responsibilities early in the week. You face quite the conundrum on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, but your loyalty to your pet will probably win out. All of the hard work you put into a pet project finally pays off on Thursday and Friday, but loose ends need to be tied up over the weekend before you can move forward with a new one. Put your pet's extra energy to good use on Saturday and Sunday.
You don't have to put up a lot of money to get in on the ground floor of an exciting pet venture on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Offer your knowledge as collateral. A song or picture reminds you of a long-lost pet on Thursday and Friday. Call someone who remembers your pet the way you do and let the grief out. You have a special connection with animals on Saturday and Sunday. Make an effort to put these skills to good use.
You might feel like taking risks between Monday and Wednesday, but you shouldn't gamble when it comes to your pet's safety and security. Business ideas and plans involving animals - your own or others' - go over really well on Thursday and Friday. There might be some money in it if you stick with it! You feel a strong urge to change something on Saturday and Sunday, but keep in mind that your pet isn't an accessory.
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Feb 19 - Mar 20
A friendship improves on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday after you each share an emotional story about your pet. You can't help but be focused on the money aspect of owning a pet when an emergency expense crops up on Thursday and Friday. Now is the time to think about getting some pet insurance. You relate best to other "animal people" on Saturday and Sunday. Try to avoid getting into arguments with friends or neighbors who just don't get it.
You're moving quickly at the beginning of the week, so quickly that your pet might not be able to keep up. Keep a close eye on him or her, as overheating or exhaustion can be a problem between Monday and Wednesday. A pet situation that you were worried about has a positive outcome on Thursday or Friday. It makes you consider becoming a pet advocate of some kind. If someone can't afford pet services on Saturday and Sunday, offer a loan if you can.
You take pet ownership to a whole new level on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Your pet is definitely lucky to have you in his or her life! A dream you have about an animal on Thursday and Friday makes you feel a certain way toward your pet or other people's animals. If you can't shake a negative feeling, talk to a professional. Everyone wants to listen to your pet opinions on Saturday and Sunday, and it feels great to be taken seriously.
No matter how much you want to take in a cute and cuddly new animal, fight the urge and do the right thing on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. Getting a new pet for the wrong reasons isn't justified. You rescue a pet in need on Thursday or Friday. A friend may be instrumental in helping you find a permanent home for the animal. It's fun to daydream about owning an exotic pet over the weekend, but the reality is far different from the fantasy.
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