Chris Rock is at his raunchiest in Top Five, which he also wrote and directed. And who doesn't love that? He plays Andre Allen, an actor who, after a career of big-budget schlock and a very public battle with alcoholism, is trying to right his career with a "very serious" film about a Haitian slave uprising and a televised wedding to America’s biggest reality star. Andre is forced to do some unwelcome introspection, however, when he's interviewed by Chelsea (Rosario Dawson), who writes for The New York Times. Rock's gut-busting script is bested only by the long list of celebrity cameos. If you've heard about a certain scene in which Jerry Seinfeld makes it rain on a group of strippers, all I can say is this: it's real, and it's spectacular.