The Counselor doesn't work for a lot of reasons, but the movie is still plenty memorable. For a movie that's so vague, there is one sex scene in which very little is left to the imagination. Javier Bardem's character describes how his girlfriend, Malkina (played by Cameron Diaz), put on a show for him by having sex with his car. Not on his car, but with his car. His vivid description and the image we do see — Diaz's legs spread-eagle on a windshield — make for the most bizarre sex scene of the month, the year, and possibly the last decade.