My name is Haley and I am a francophile and a celeb gossip addict. I love good wine, bad champagne, belgian ales, and music. I listen to music almost constantly. I love French movies, french music, french books, french magazines, and french people. My latest ambition is to be a classic 40's & 50's-style pinup model. I am taking Swing Dance lessons, French Literature, and French Feminist Writing. I work at a co-op. I am a weird environmentalist. I am vegetarian. I hate it when celebrities wear fur. David Sedaris is my favorite writer. I am currently obsessed with... David Byrne (1/23).