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Joined 7 years ago
jdgreen02

I have a lot of rare but unmarketable skills, like being able to immediately name the celebrity voiceover in commercials, having excellent penmanship, or being amazing at stilts. Also I've been really busy. If eating cold rotisserie chicken with your hands while standing half-dressed in front of the television watching The Blue Lagoon and then collapsing into a sangria-induced sleep on top of all your unfolded clean laundry makes you less of a human being, I dont want to hear about it.

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