29 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Will Make You LOL

Another day in the office, another passive-aggressive note telling you to pick up after yourselves. Sure, we usually deserve it, but it's hilarious to see how creative people can get with these infamous notes. Source: Instagram user keithimus

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You Have No Excuse

You Have No Excuse

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Let's Build a Shrine For the God of Unwashed Plates

Let's Build a Shrine For the God of Unwashed Plates

The note says, "Is there some great god of unwashed plates? Whom we must appease by building statues in his honor every day? Just a thought." Source: Instagram user rexovoro

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Did You Mistake Your Office For the General Store?

Did You Mistake Your Office For the General Store?

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Thank You For Being the Worst

Thank You For Being the Worst

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And Thank You For Stealing

And Thank You For Stealing

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Hopefully the Guilting Will Work

Hopefully the Guilting Will Work

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Sealed With Neglect

Sealed With Neglect

This passive aggressive note was for the landlord of an apartment that was damp from not having windows that close completely. Source: Instagram user felicityaf

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Something Just Died . . . My Respect For Your Cleanliness

Something Just Died . . . My Respect For Your Cleanliness

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Cue Mariah Carey's "Butterfly"

Cue Mariah Carey's "Butterfly"

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Hey, Dishwashers and Sinks Have Feelings, Too

Hey, Dishwashers and Sinks Have Feelings, Too

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Number 1 or Number 2?

Number 1 or Number 2?

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There's a Typo

There's a Typo

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Throw in Hearts Drawn by a Kid For Extra Guilt

Throw in Hearts Drawn by a Kid For Extra Guilt

The note says, "Way to go! You've successfully blocked my driveway! Seeing as how you are a professional shuttle driver, I can only assume that you totally know everything about your vehicle, especially what spaces it can and cannot fit into. Therefore I can only take your action as a personal attack, especially since you've done this to me before.

Why don't you want me to get my car out? Do you not approve of the many errands I have to do today for my family? I can have your car towed but I would prefer a face-to-face apology with some baked goods from your family to mine. It seems like an appropriate gesture. Or you can choose to ignore this note, but I'm afraid that could cause you to become my sworn enemy. The ball is in your court, my friend.

(BTW, here are some hearts drawn by my daughter.)" Source: Instagram user ohjasonj

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Don't Contribute to Kitty's Nicotine Habit

Don't Contribute to Kitty's Nicotine Habit

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I Hope You Took It For a Good Reason; Now Give It Back

I Hope You Took It For a Good Reason; Now Give It Back

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Signed, "The Person Who Leaves Their Dishes in the Sink"

Signed, "The Person Who Leaves Their Dishes in the Sink"

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Please Do Not Post Notices. Rinse and Repeat.

Please Do Not Post Notices. Rinse and Repeat.

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Well, This Gets the Point Across

Well, This Gets the Point Across

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Stolen Food Topped With DNA

Stolen Food Topped With DNA

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These Tutorials Are Certainly a Good Use of One's Time

These Tutorials Are Certainly a Good Use of One's Time

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This Is What Happens When Dishes Get Dirty

This Is What Happens When Dishes Get Dirty

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This Is What Forever Means

This Is What Forever Means

The note says, "Hi, please do not leave your stuff in the dryer forever! In the time I waited for you to remove your stuff, I took up knitting, bought a pet, got evicted (no pets allowed in the building,) and held a protest in the parliament building — all the while in the nude! I couldn't dry my clothes and towels. Just kidding! I did dry my clothes because I moved your stuff! Cheers!" Source: Instagram user stwatchman

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You Know Things Are Serious When the Gnat Procreator Leaves a Note

You Know Things Are Serious When the Gnat Procreator Leaves a Note

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OK, I Think We Have a Winner Here, Guys

OK, I Think We Have a Winner Here, Guys