ugh! only hookers can pull off that short shorts and high boots look... well, hookers and contestants in miss trans-america. PERFECT FOR JESSICA!

i've always said jessica looks like a tranny...

Very classy response. Good for him.

WOW... ahhh...WOW..not good...I don't even know where to begin and once I started I don't think I would be able to stop. And thats all I am willing to say then... WOW

Jen, I agree...classy response, but I wish he had just ignored it altogether....

All I hear is Blah bla bla Blah Bla bla blah

I guess ONE DATE with her won't taint John Mayer. I will let that pass ARRGGHH!
LOL @ the first response!!

I like John's perspective on his career, he isnt about making headlines, he is all about his music. It's like he is famous without acting famous in a way.

I can't hear John's response over jessica's outfit.

Love him and glad he's not going to get tied up in Jess's publicity stunts. So OVER her......

I would've been completely blown away if he really started dating her. He seems much too smart for the likes of her.

yeah..i really couldn't see them together. the IQ differential alone would doom them...not to mention i don't think he would tolerate the daddy pimp train...don't think that work well for him...

I think a guy would have to be an idiot to date her. She's more trouble than she's worth. Not to mention her daddy.

Her boots are tacky and the whole outfit is wrong. Who told her it would be a good idea to design shoes? I liked John's comment. His album is awesome. I'm enjoying it so much.

Actually some of the shoes she has designed are cute IMO, but those boots are ugly.

How much longer is this faux love affair going to be talked about? I'm desperately waiting for the day when this chick's 15 minutes of fame is over. I agree, with going back to liking Mayer now because if they ever became an item, that's it for me as a fan. I can't listen to Maroon 5 anymore because of this twit.

I think she's sweet with a gorgeous body and I've never heard of him.

I love John Mayer's response. I've been listening to him before he became mainstream, and I like how low key he is. He has dated famous girls in the past, but he has never allowed it to cross over into his music. He was probably very annoyed at how Jessica's idiotic publicity people jumped all over what was probably a harmless flirtation.

i agree jen,very classy response from mayer-he's 2 good for jess.

What's up with her wearing a sweater, boots and *shorts*???? What planet is she on?

I never saw John Mayer with the likes of her. She's cute, etc., but seem too air-heady for him.

Your spankin' purple hippo always kills me, iamhollyb!!

iamhollyb..your avatar is too funny. i just saw that on glitter graphics page and almost used it as my guestbook image to announce fab find purple thursday. what a kawinkydink.

musiclvr, LOL FINALLY someone who thinks her shoe-line isn't too bad. Now say what you may about the skank and her questionable fashion choices...BUT you gotta admit, some of those shoes are pretty nice.

What I can't seem to understand right now is her purse. Someone please explain it to me.

what is the weather like there!? long thick sweater and shorts...too many black roots in the back of her head......messy*

I agree its a classy response.
I guess after 1 date he realised he didn't want to be part of Camp Pimpson!

i love her

gotta luv this man...(i seriously hate jessica simps she's a f*ckin' dumb ass)maybe she could have learned to look waht's goin' on around her if she has 'continued' to go out w/ him...maybe we could have had a jess who thinks!! do u think that's possible?

HAHAHAHA! Nobody want yoooooooooou!

what is he talking about????

Looks like they belong together.

Merryunbirthday- I know what you mean about not saying anything, but I actually saw the interview, and he said " It would be really weird or me to sit here and act like this topic is not on every magazine cover right now" . It was like the first thing Nancy wanted to talk about, so I would of been totally dissapointed if chose not to say anything. He implied that her life is all red carpet and photo opps ( which is SO true) and that his life is the total opposite, and he does not want anyone to go buy his album because of the publicity( a shot at Jess) but because he is talanted and makes good music. I totally found a new respect for him after watching that! He has an album dropping right now, I think I WILL BUY IT!!!!!

First off.. Jess can pull off ANYTHING. she is amazingly gorg. and as People Mag called her Pop musics 'cheerleader' and John.. the nerd. He is hideous and clearly,only good enough to be Jess' charity case. He is just bitter. JESS FO LIFEEEEE BACK UP OFFF

and fyi.. i bet if any of you had the chance to date ro be friends or look like jess.. you'd do it. PEACCEEE

apparently not Jon Mayer! To be honest, I think I look better then Jess, she just has way more time to work out, so I admit she is in way better shape. Not everyone wants to be Jessica Simpson, sorry.

and her boobs in your gravatar are just more proof that since then, she has had a lift, those things have gotten much perkier since that pic.

Aww.. honey, now thats ashame... couple things for starters, do you like analyzing Jess' tots? B/c if so, you'd know that were always larger-than-life. Well.. anyway, I'd like to see a pic of this so-called-prettier-than-jess-girl named 'Mar'.

meow!

You go mar!
Jessica sucks.

Man he must have been so embarassed on going on just a couple of dates with Jessica and then all the tabloids finding it out thanks to Jessica's publicity machine. It's just really off putting, and he couldn't even verbalize it properly. I think he really doesn't even want that kind of attention really.

wow looks like theres some haterz up in hur. jess is beautiful and really talented. and to be honest this is the most press that john mayers ever got and its gonna do wonders for his record sales hes gross and lucky to be linked with someone like jessica the girl cant help it if everything she touches is over dramatized. im with you jonsugjessyfolife yall seem a little jealous....that sucks

and with a bod like that she should be wearing shorts who cares what season it is. yeeeeah jess

Do you think Jessica Simpson is like the hottest thing around? I do not need your approval or anyone elses to know how I look. I am simply stating that not everyone that dislikes her wants to look like her.That is not , and never will be on my agenda.

secondly, I do not analyze her tots, it is just that they look so damn DROOPY in that gravatar, and I have not seen that drooping in a while. I never said anything about the size. You can have breast surgery without enlarging.

I would not mind looking like Petra Nemcova, however

damn chica y do you live and breath hating jess if you cant stand her than dont click on her link she didnt do anything to you

Just because people don't like someone, doesn't mean they are jealous, thats high school mentality. Not everyone thinks Jessica is as talented as you do, deal with it.

Jessica is gross and something is off with her and her DADDY!!!

lol he's totally beating around the bush with that comment about jessica!!! blah!

Ohsuri, that would be that her dad gets off on her! lol

all these Jess haters up in huurrrrr best get steppin off her page and stop clicking on her.. i don't look at pics of ppl i don't like.

i saw in the issue of US Weekly that john mayer said jessica is so desperate for publicity that she used him for her media coverage and he never planned out with her, how odd....and her album has not been going well, NICKS HAS:)

if you can not handle negative comments about your favorite stars, then do not click on the comment button.

I seriously think that Jessicas public relations team is now posting at Popsugar.

Many people think she sucks, get over it, and please stop saying we all want to look like her because we do not like her. Next thing you will say we want to look like Parasite Hilton.