Yes, Snooki actually does have an eponymous perfume out right now, but this "commercial" she made with Funny or Die is better than any real ad could hope to be. There's chess, melodrama, fancy Champagne, constantly falling monocles, and at least one delicious dill pickle. It's a little slow to start, but the last 30 seconds or so are hilarious, especially if you're a longtime Jersey Shore Read more

Rumors are flying that Snooki from Jersey Shore is getting her own perfume. She wouldn't be the first castmate to have one — Sammi's already got a scent — but if this turns out to be true, we're pretty sure there will be considerable excitement about it. To succeed, though, Eau de Snooki is going to need a great name. Tell us your preferred Snooki perfume names in the comments. As for us, Read more

Who knew the words of Jersey Shore's favorite guidette would cost this much? Rutgers University paid Snooki a hefty $32,000 for giving two question and answer sessions last night that were apparently sold out, reports the New York Daily News. Wearing a black dress and a gold headband and belt, Snooki dispensed gems of advice such as "Study hard . . . but party harder." Further, when asked about Read more

"Study hard, but party harder." — Snooki offered her wisdom to students at New Jersey's Rutgers University. The school paid her $32,000 for the appearance, which included teaching the coeds how to fist pump and judging students' abs in a "Situation Contest." Read more