Lessons Learned From the Ladies of '90s Nick Sitcoms

Tara Sharp — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 04:00:00 PDT

Monday, July 25, is an exciting day for all of us who grew up in the '80s and '90s - Nickelodeon is bringing back our favorite '90s Nick shows! Get ready for a flashback to our elementary and junior high school days with a lineup that includes All That, Kenan & Kel, The Amanda Show, Clarissa Explains It All, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Rugrats, and Salute Your Shorts. In honor of the TV show reboot, we rounded up our favorite lines from the sassy ladies of '90s Nick who inspired our hairdos and funny bones - enjoy!

Vital Information For Your Everyday Love Life

Annie Scudder — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:20:31 PDT

The gang from All That, the '90s kids' answer to SNL, will be back on TV July 25 when Nickelodeon rolls out its new rerun schedule with a lineup that also includes Kenan & Kel, The Amanda Show, Clarissa Explains It All, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Rugrats, and Salute Your Shorts. One regular All That sketch is sure to withstand the test of time: "Vital Information For Your Everyday Life," starring Lori Beth Denberg. Lori's completely random, sometimes useful, and generally hilarious advice still holds true today. Before she returns to TV, let's take a look at how we can apply her vital information to our love lives. And if you want to catch a clip before the show comes back on air, check out the video above.

Dating Etiquette

"At fine restaurants, it's considered rude to butter yourself."
"If you're on a first date with somebody, never stick your finger in their spaghetti, twirl it, and holler, 'Lookie, date, I'm makin' sketti circles!'"
"If you're telling a guy a story and he starts to choke, don't say 'Look dude, I'm right in the middle of my story.'"

Breakups

"Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun."
"Revenge is sweet. Not as sweet as 10 pounds of sugar!"
"All is fair in love and war. All is smelly in a closet full of baboons."

Personal Appearance

"Girls, it's a bad idea to fill your bra with water and goldfish and then tell people you've invented the 'Double Cup Aquarium.'"
"If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable."

Female/Male Relations

"Girls don't like it when boys take their sandwich and run away screaming 'Hey look who's got your sandwich now.'"
"Never kick a man when he's down. Just look at him and scream 'Hey, get up you down on the ground weirdo.'"
"It's easy to milk a cow. It's weird to milk a toothless hippie named Maurice."

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Lessons Learned From the Ladies of '90s Nick Sitcoms

Vital Information For Your Everyday Love Life