If this is what middle age has in store for me, just shoot me now.
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If this is what middle age has in store for me, just shoot me now.
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I bet she flashed a naked elbow in exchange for a monogrammed walking stick. Hussy.
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Inside Edition covered the story of a mother of three who mysteriously received a Girls Gone Wild vid in the mail one day. Assuming it was sent by accident, she promptly called customer service and returned the vid. Imagine her surprise when the same "mishap" happened again and again .
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There's no shirt-lifting or breast-baring, but if you're interested in a bunch of women falling off trampolines, staggering from too much booze, or generally acting like fools—have I got the video for you!
Remember those drunk girls who would make out with each other, take off their tops, and act generally skank-o-riffic just for a $2 hat. I used to wonder, who the hell are these people. But the chicks in this video.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Actually I should probably make that oh girl, oh girl - because it looks like everyone's favorite sleazeball Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild fame) is planning on opening up a string of restaurants. The restaurant chain will be part of the Girls Gone Wild name and will encompass everything about youth and fun.
"This is going to be about fun, lifestyle, youth, sun. It's about everything 'Girls Gone Wild,'" Francis said.
There are so many reasons that lifting your top and exposing your fun bags for strangers is a bad idea. Here's a major one...

It has been reported that "Girls Gone Wild" is launching an apparel line with a cheeky tag that reads: "When Clothing Isn't Optional!"
Joe Francis, founder, at the age of 23, of the ten year old business called Girls Gone Wild believes that his new line of apparel will be worth anywhere from $40 - $60 million within the next two years. His empire is currently worth approximately $100 million.