Nov 14, 2009 -
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_passionate_defender_of?utm_source=onion_rss_daily
ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.
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Kyle Mortensen would gladly give his life to protect what he says is the Constitution's very clear stance against birth control.
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Oct 14, 2009 -
By Michelle Tan
The Sex and the City sequel just got a little more fabulous. Along with the original fab four – Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristen Stewart and Cynthia Nixon – Penélope Cruz and Liza Minnelli are both appearing along with Jason Lewis, who is reprising his role as Samantha's younger ex. Despite previous reports, Cruz doesn't play herself in the film.
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Sep 29, 2009 -
Polanski asks Swiss court to free him from custody
Sept. 29, 2009, 7:13 AM EST
ZURICH (AP) --
Lawyers for Roman Polanski filed a motion in court Tuesday asking that the director be released from Swiss custody — the first step in his legal battle to avoid extradition to the United States for a 1977 statutory rape case.
The Swiss Federal Criminal Court announced the filing and said "the decision will be made within the next weeks."
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Sep 23, 2009 -
September is shaping up to be an exciting month for Freddie and Sarah Michelle Prinze! The first of the month marked the couple’s seventh wedding anniversary and now they are celebrating yet another milestone: the birth of their first child.
Daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze was born on Saturday, September 19th, a rep for the couple confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.
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Aug 14, 2009 -
Facts Are Not Distortion
By Robert M. Goldberg
When it comes to evaluating the claims of Democrat party leadership and others about rationing and how to deal with grandma, I am guided by that great philosopher, Marx. That's Groucho, not Karl, who famously said: "Who do you believe, me or your eyes?"
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Jul 27, 2009 -
Erik Kripke, Creator and Executive producer
You've got a lot of explaining to do. What does "God has left the building" mean?
In the mythology of our show, God has gone missing.
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May 04, 2009 -
BANGKOK, Thailand (CNN) -- A pregnant British woman facing possible execution in Laos will go on trial this week, the country's foreign affairs ministry said Monday.
Samantha Orobator became pregnant in prison, according to a spokeswoman for rights group Reprieve.
Samantha Orobator "is facing death by firing squad for drug trafficking," said Clare Algar, executive director of Reprieve, a London-based human rights group.
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Apr 30, 2009 -
Taking jobs to Bangladesh's poor
By Mark Dummett
BBC News, Ratankandi
Never mind the global downturn, even in the good years, Ratankandi would be an unlikely place to come across a positive business story. It is a thin, sandy strip of an island that sits in what is known in Bangladesh as the Jamuna river and in India as the Ganges.
Every year the island floods and the 100 families living on it know that it is only a matter of time before Ratankandi is washed entirely away.
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Feb 20, 2009 -
Sam1.0 Of all the bloody days to be alone
Enter Samantha. Carrying her brown bag and a bottle of Nature's Harvest and an Asian asado siopao in a 7-11 plastic bag.
Sam: (opens siopao sauce container with her teeth) Shet!
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Dec 12, 2008 -
I have so much love and respect for Mary Lambert, because she is one the few bada@ chicks into horror. Lambert directed both Pet Sematary’s, Urban Legends 2 and some videos for Madonna and Janet Jackson (back when they were relevant). Mary’s a rock star!
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