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ANTM, C08E03: Jelinas Reviews the Portfolio - "Makeovers"
Man, worst makeovers in ANTM history!!! It was very interesting how little they changed these girls. Some of them could have used a lot more work ("Jael: we're giving you a weave -- and sending you in for DERMABRASION!!!") I've given the episode 1.5 stars because the ones that did turn out okay (and, believe me, that was rare) were actually quite good.ANTM, C08E02: Jelinas Reviews the Portfolio - "High School Stereotypes"
Okay, here's a critique of their second shoot. I rated it a 2.5 because it was better than their first shoot -- but still pretty lame. I thought the direction on this shoot was particularly crappy.Amazing ANTM Recaps
My fellow ANTM addicts, you have to check out fourfour.typepad.com. He has the best episode recaps--complete with sound bytes, cry counts, videos and Tyra bashing. He updates it the Monday following the episode, which is nice for those who have to Tivo.ANTM, C09E02: Jelinas Reviews the Portfolio - "No Smoking!"
Well, last week was rather a lackluster start. But, then again, this is ANTM. ;)
So, the show is taking a stand for the environment and against smoking.
ANTM, C09E01: Jelinas Reviews the Episode: "The Girls Go Cruisin'"
Okay, so I finally got to watch the premiere last night and, while I was a tad disappointed that it was only an hour long, it was still fun and I'm still glad it's back.
The self-delusion! The ignorance!
ANTM, C09E01: Who will be America's Next Top Model?
You wanna be on top? (Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na...)
How glad am I that ANTM is back?? So much fun, y'all.
ANTM, C09 Pre-Show: Jelinas Reviews the Hamsters
First off, I'd just like to apologize for having been incommunicado for the last month. Lots of family stuff going on and work wasn't helping. But I think it's under control, now, so I should be able to post occasionally -- y'all know I couldn't stay away for too long.
ANTM, C08E12: Jelinas Reviews the Portfolio -- "The Final Three"
So, Jaslene is America's Next Top Model. But did she deserve it?
In order to probe into the true answer to that question, I've decided to compare the girls' complete portfolios for each of their photoshoots to see which I think had the best overall performance through the entirety of Cycle 8.
ANTM, C08E07: The Girl Who Impresses Pedro (SPOILER!!)
I am now regretting not having stripped down. And leaving my Ivy League school to be a reality TV famewh*re. Fare thee well, Whitney.ANTM, C08E03: Jelinas Reviews the Portfolio - "Ice Cream"
Wow, this photoshoot was even worse than last week's. I think this was the all-time worst photoshoot -- I get the feeling I'm going to be saying that every week from here on out. As usual, the photos hold the most weight in my rankings, but I'll also be discussing other aspects of the show and contestants as I run down the portfolio.
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