Nov 09, 2008 -
In this clip, one monkey turns the kitchen sink into his own
personal spa. Now this is some 'clean' animal humor.
Click here: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13502
Monkey Shower
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Apr 23, 2008 -
From an email I got from my aunt...
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS FOR CLEANING THE TOILET
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
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Jan 11, 2008 -
Mr. Clean - USA
Don Limpio - Spain
Maestro Limpio - Mexico
Meister Proper - Germany
Mr. Proper - Europe and Eastern Europe
Monsieur Propre - France
M.
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Jul 22, 2009 -
I have before & after pictures of my recent bathroom renovation. I would love to hear what you think!
.: before :.
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Jun 02, 2009 -
Juxtaposed against Joe Biden, Barack Obama appears so scripted.
Biden jokes about it himself. While giving the commencement address at the Air Force Academy near Colorado Springs, Colo., on Wednesday, Biden noticed that one of his teleprompters had fallen.
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Jul 05, 2009 -
I was tired; a night with interruptions, 02:00 hrs, 05:00 hrs etc... – milk… That’s how it should be done the first 3 months… So we let it be, something new had been added these past 40 years… My parents had NOT done anything – they had me cried the first 3 nights and then – never again sleepless nights. But the “new” education says: Thy shall not be so brutal… They also explained in “big” letters and in books: there are three different types of sleepers: i.e.
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May 03, 2009 -
Oh yes, and the parcel fm my parents had not arrived either… No idea whether it had been the war or whether someone else had found it nice and kept it. Could be… Next time I would tell my parents – write OLD clothes and pls never ever write more than 50 Swiss Franks on it… However c’est la vie…
I did not count on it anymore – too many days had passed; i.e. more than a month.
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Sep 28, 2008 -
Therefore I made too much. I.e. the family thought so.
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Sep 04, 2008 -
Over the Airline PA
Here are some supposedly true humorous statements by several airline flights crews. Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
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Aug 19, 2008 -
Christina Applegate, who was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer this month, revealed on ABC's Good Morning America Tuesday that she has undergone a double mastectomy – even though cancer was only detected in one of her breasts.
Privately, she admits, "Sometimes I cry. Sometimes I scream, and I get really angry and I get really into wallowing in self-pity sometimes, and I think it’s all part of healing."
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