Nov 17, 2009 -
(CNN) -- They don`t call it "Twi Crack" for nothing.Lisa Hansen, for example, thought she had lost her mind the first time she read "Twilight." Partly because she`s 36."I was absolutely worried that something was wrong with me," the Utah mother of two said. "I just couldn`t put it down -- I was obsessed completely."She picked up the first of Stephenie Meyer`s vampire novels -- recommended by a teen neighbor -- with few expectations.
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Oct 24, 2009 -
It must have seemed so perfect. An obscure blogger unearths some pages of President Obama's college thesis. The report supposedly comes from big-time journalist Joe Klein of Time magazine.
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Jul 01, 2009 -
Money is not everything. There's Master Card & Visa.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
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Oct 17, 2008 -
During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently.
"Only last week" the Frenchman said "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!"
"Don't be absurd" the Brit exclaimed.
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Oct 10, 2008 -
A man riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
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Aug 19, 2008 -
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from...
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Aug 15, 2008 -
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before.
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Aug 09, 2008 -
KIDS ON MARRIAGE (Answers by kids age 8-10)
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
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Jun 30, 2008 -
- Via: Fun MeMe Humor
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious Gynecological Disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
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Jun 05, 2009 -
From a press conference on Wednesday:
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