Apr 10, 2008 -
Skeleton you are my friend
But you are made of bone
And you have got no flesh and blood
Running through you to help protect the bone
Skeleton we have been friends for years
And you have seen me through some trials
And tribulations and some tears
But everybody thinks I'm weird
And I should have known
That it wouldn't be long
Until you, you've got me standing in an awkward position
With unwanted attention and a need for explanation
And it's not that I'm letting go of you
But I don't know what to do
Skeleton we are so close
But you have got no body
So why do you insist on wearing clothes
Skeleton when we were young
It was easy
Even though the other kids
They would tease me
But I was only seven I had you
But now I'm twenty-two
And now it's different, when I take you out
And you, you've got me standing in an awkward position
With unwanted attention and a need for explanation
And it's not that I'm letting go of you
But I don't know what to do
'Cause sometimes at night,
I dream of the most terrible things
I take a hammer and I creep out of bed
And I raise it high
And I smash your head
Fibular and tubular
And ribs and cages, too
In fact, while I'm here
I'll smash the whole of you
Smaaaaaaaaaaash !
But Skeleton, you are my friend
And I could never bring your life to an end
Yes Skeleton you are, you are my friend
And I will be there for you until the end
And even though, when I take you out
You've got me, you've got me standing in an awkward position
With unwanted attention and a need for explanation
I could, I could never let you go
And that is all I know
And that is all I know
And that is all I, that is all I know
And that is all I know, know
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Mar 12, 2008 -
Source: SeattlePI.com
WOMAN TRIES TO BRING SKELETON ON PLANE
By The Associated Press
Last updated March 12, 2008 2:24 p.m. PT
MUNICH, Germany -- A woman was stopped at Munich airport after baggage control handlers found the skeleton of her brother sealed in a plastic bag in her luggage, police said Wednesday.
The 62-year-old woman and her 63-year-old friend, who both live in Italy, were hauled in by airport police Tuesday after a scan of the bag showed a human skull and other bones.
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Feb 02, 2009 -
Right now, two of my favorite everyday makes-me-happy accessories are:
Marc Jacobs Totally Turnlock Handbag from Nordstrom
Erica Weiner Skeleton Key Necklace from www.shopmarble.ca
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Nov 23, 2009 -
Celebrities go Gaga for bodysuits
Lady Gaga and Rihanna battle it out in 80s style body suits. Who wore it best?
If there was any two outlandish celebrities that could pull off these quirky bodysuits, then Lady Gaga and Rihanna would certainly do.
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Oct 01, 2009 -
Scientists today announced the discovery of the oldest fossil skeleton of a human ancestor. The find reveals that our forebears underwent a previously unknown stage of evolution more than a million years before Lucy, the iconic early human ancestor specimen that walked the Earth 3.2 million years ago.
The centerpiece of a treasure trove of new fossils, the skeleton—assigned to a species called Ardipithecus ramidus—belonged to a small-brained, 110-pound (50-kilogram) female nicknamed "Ardi."
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Nov 18, 2009 -
Sarah Palin didn't put an index in her book. So we made one for her.
By Christopher Beam
Posted Tuesday, Nov.
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Nov 01, 2009 -
*On a more personal note, I know some people that were involved in the White House entertainment. Chicago's Redmoon theater company was hired to provide entertainment on the lawn (the skeleton band and bubble installation amongst others). I've included some pictures at the end of the post.*
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama on Saturday doled out presidential M&Ms and dried fruit mixes to more than 2,000 trick-or-treaters, marking their Halloween at a White House event partly aimed at honoring military families.
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Oct 31, 2008 -
In the Halloween spirit, these designers worked from the inside out to make looks inspired by the human skeleton.
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Oct 30, 2009 -
DES MOINES, Iowa – There's no trick to earning a treat for Halloween in Des Moines. All that's required is a good joke. Even if it's a bad joke.
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Nov 28, 2008 -
This is from back when the weather was warm and the days were fun.
My shirt is from Mercy for Animals, my shoes are from Payless (love, love, love), and my jean skirt is the same tragic mess of Union Bay denim I'm always wearing.
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