So these are Jessica's new friends now?

Trashy....trashy...trashy

Just re-reading....her "best friends". Did she go to a site called rent-a-mate???? she does not have any friends.....do all her "friends" have something to promote? Surely they must be getting paid...I mean who would want to be associated with Jessica at the moment?

Is is me or does she look very much like a lobster?...ie sunburn red.

I'm confused about christina applegate.

pink....as I said www.rent-a-mate.com

or www.please-be-my-friend.com

LOL @ my own jokes

lol quite possibly.

Couldn't get Paris Hilton though.

Okay, this song is quite terrible, so I guess the album will not be very better, the dresses from "jessy´s angels" are from the 80s - and although we hope that the 80´s go away - they won´t! And we know that! But....the most scariest thing about that photo is....Eva´s shoes....!

I see Cacee is missing from the bunch...

Lacoste...they are no longer friends...she was a paid friend anyway...poor lil Jessy.

Xanadu, Xanadu u u

Now we are here in Xanadu u u....

'cept shes not a muse.

This is just so annoying. She needs to grow up! I like Christina Applegate, but when have we ever heard they have been friends? I do not like Eva - she cannot act and is just a pretty face - sorry

On a side note, if I see Ken Paves in one of these pics - I am going to lose it!

I was at Target the other night and all his products were clearanced out!

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to say wtf is with Eva's shoes??

PS - Cut the Horse Hair already!!!!!

Does she have to look like a stripper 24-7?

Gosh, I hate her, I wish she'd fall on her face, but darn her legs look fabulous.

the beginning of the song sounds like madonna's holiday

Jessica is such a stupid a$$. WTF is she wearing?

Since when are her and Christina Milian BFF what a loser. She ahs to hire girls to be her friends for her vidoes.

Hey where's Ken Paves should he be in some too short shorts skating as well?

I wonder if who ever wrote Madonna's song knows that Simpson has stolen his/her song? I guess that must be the part of the song that she wrote.lol I would be karma if she gets sued for any profit from this song. Longoria is a Texan girl , I guess that is the connection. I guess people in the business do not read gossip blogs/sites because they keep using her. All the products she has put out have been cheaply made and priced too high...I wish the whole family would just go away.

Girlygirl - funny, I was at Walgreens yesterday and all Jessica's products were marked down to kill price!

It gave me hope that maybe the beginning of the end is near for her. I'm so tired of seeing that fake smile or the "maligned pout" look she's been perfecting since she filed for divorce.

"Bestfriends" .... I see celebrities refer to their bestfriends as they do the flavor of the month, the wardrobe for the season, their Starbucks coffee for the hour ... LMFAO !!! I wouldn't want to be "Bestfriends" with any of them ... Loyalty and attentive longterm focus is not one of their best traits ...

Wow is what I thought seeing this. Why does she feel the need to hang around Eva Longoria all the time now? Jessica is such a wannabe, but she has no talent. I agree Madonna or whoever wrote "Holiday" should sue her if they didn't get permission to sample the song. Also Eva's shoes are fugly, with Manolo Blanics and Prada all around, where the hell did she find that pair of gardening sandals she's wearing. Jessica probably visited Mr. Plastic Surgeon again before this video to make sure her legs looked good. On the bright side, this video may make Jessica an icon for gay men. I don't think this single will do as well as Nick's though.

Since you mentioned Andy Dick, has anyone seen "Pauly Shore is Dead"? I hate to say it, but I laughed alot. I still can't get what Andy said out of my head.

She has no friends, they have to dig and dig for some hot trendy babes- The only one I like in that group is Christina Applegate ... and "Walgreens" ... She sure as hell is no "Bloomingdales" girl ... lol ! Not that there is anything wrong with Walgreens, I love it, but she would be the last person I'd expect to see pimping her stuff out ... haaaa !!!

I can't stand her! Her friends are as fake as her lips and hair....Hope her album flops.

Oh this is too funny!

When I was driving into work this morning on one of the radio stations they were playing clips of Jessicas new song and clips of Madonna's song Holiday. Obviously, they sound VERY familiar and similar! I don't doubt she completely ripped it off of Madonna.

The funny part was that they were taking callers asking what the listeners thought. Honestly, not one person defended her! There were tons of people calling in saying they wished Madonna would sue her b/c it is a complete rip off. I thought it was hilarious!

I have to say it, I honestly think her career is over! She just CANNOT get good press anymore!

And as for her "friends" in the video, I did not know she associated with any of them. I think Eva L. is a media wh*re and will do anything to be in the spotlight so It doesn't surprise me that she took the offer. As for the others, I had no idea she even spoke with any of them. Obviously they are all hired help.

I don't know if its new, It was pretty funny. Pauly Shore was a really good sport through it all. Basically its about him faking his death, or people thinking he's dead, so he goes with it. There's all these cameo's by celebrities making comments about what a hack he was anyways, Paris even makes a cameo saying he tried to sleep with her. Britney was there too saying Who is Pauly Shore. Vince Vaughan, Ben Stiller, Oh, I can't think of everyone, but I'd watch it again.

WHAT!! SInce when are her and Christina Applegate & Milian friends with Jessica? This is news to me

Hey Whatever04, I'm with you !! EVERY ONE is for sale in Hollywood ... LMAO ... Everyone is prostituting themselves out ...

Why are Eva, xtina m and xtina a there? and what was she thinking with the trashy terry with heels?

Uh, who's the creepy kid in the 1st thumbnail?

lol to all the discounted Jessica merchandise. i have to admit that i brought a really cute blouse from Loehmann's last month and but then i realized it was from Jessica's line so i returned it. The cashier asked me the reason why i was exchanging it (for a really cute dress i might add!) and i said "Cuz i hate Jessica Simpson and this is from her line!"

I got a weird look.

LOL @ nicachica! I wished I worked that counter, i would have laughed at the reason.

nicachica- funny story. i would have done the same thing as you did.lol!

I don't support Jessica Simpson's never ending line of crappy products either. When she came out with that bath body whatever stuff, one of my friends bought some for me and I gave it back. The only reason all of these other actresses showed up for this video is because of Brett Ratner. He has alot of clout in Hollywood because his movies always make a boatload of money and they hope he can get them parts.

I still like the episode of Newlyweds where she did the photo shoot for the desserts line, and threw up after licking icing, lol. I know, I'm mean. :/

Jinx, I love that episode too and me and my housemates bought that season on DVD just to relive the moment.

LOL! Good Stuff!

i missed that episode. too bad i would have loved to have seen that one! hahahahahahaha!i guess i am being just a bit mean myself.

vm ruby, It was funny, they kept taking pictures telling her to lick the icing, I don't know how much she'd eaten that day, but all the icing got to her and she ended up in the bathroom throwing up. Hey, I've had days at work, where I'd trade with her, even with that, and she gets paid alot more then I do! lol

That outfit Jess is wearing is horrible.

I went to Jessicasimpson.com and it showed Cacee and Ken on the cover of her new album. I was surprised not to see her in these pics. I wander what happened to them 2. They were BF's for a long time.

fake. fake fake fake fake fake. i agree with the whole "best friends" thing. she has *just* been spotted with Eva, so they're best friends now? and I have never seen her once in a picture with Christina, or heard there names in the same sentence. i heard on the radio this morning that Jessica is close with Cher now, and she's helping Jessica with the divorce. right...

i also agree with the stripper hair. she has extensions in 247. she is done up 247. she looks like a wh*re 247. she's so much prettier when she doesn't try. now she just looks trashy... she's probly trying to get a new husband.

also i was thinking about this the other day. nick pre-marriage to Jessica was pretty popular. Marriage to Jessica he didn't have crap except Newlyweds. post-marriage to Jessica he is back to being more popular again with his new song. definitely better off single. Jess's song on the other hand sucks major balls. she needs a new sound or something.

wow thats funny. i'll have to see that eppy.i hate to admit it but i actually watched that show in spite of the fact i never liked jessica.

vmruby, That's why I watched, just to see how stupid she was every week.

One of my faves: "I'm singing during the post game show, is that before or after the game?" DUH

Alot of us who didn't like Jessica watched "Newlyweds" because we wanted to see how dumb she really was. Two of my favorites were the chicken by the sea episode and the "I don't eat buffalo" buffalo wings episode. I'm still LMAO.

lol jinx that one i remember.yeah i think i started to watch after i heard everyone making fun of her because of her comments about the chicken of the sea. what a tool she is.

Don't forget the Buffalo wings! and leaving the kids at the pool! LMAO ADULT SWIM!

yep that girl is definately stuck on stupid.