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Oct 16 2009 - 4:00am Ellen DeGeneres is one of my favorite comedians, and this monologue is too funny not to share. It's about one of womanity's common bewildering experiences — polish selection during a manicure. Ellen's right about the surfeit of polish colors, and I've poked fun at some ridiculous names
in my quizzes.
Mulberry
Heine
Alexander McQueen
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i use OPI 'im not really a waitress' red polish lol!!
1lol, "Polish Jokes." Funny heteronym usage! I totally read that as Polish the nationality and was like "Ellen made a racist joke? So out of character!"
2haha; funny because it's true - OPI's names always make me roll my eyes.
onlysourcherry - hahah! that is hilarious!!!
she didn't really drink nail polish; did she?! I hope not; I'm assuming it would be really bad for you...
3yeah did she really drink that??
4I love her! OPI does have some funky names for their products.
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