Scientists recently discovered and photographed a lone Girls Gone Wild who appeared to have veered away from her Spring Break pack, mutated, and found her inner feminist. Shhhh! Don't tell Joe Francis!
Just a couple of days ago, Lindsay Lohan was publicly voicing how much she missed Samantha, and last night the ladies were back together for the grand opening of the Apple Lounge in LA with the likes of the Hilton sisters. Lindsay showed off her fabulous and more natural hair color, while Samantha seemed insistent on keeping her grouch face plastered on. It might not have been an act for the cameras considering Lindsay's ex-boyfriend Calum Best, of the infamous sex tape rumors, was also hanging around.
These two douches aren't exactly a girl's best friend. The almost unrecognizable Andy Dick was recently arrested outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in a Murrieta, CA, parking lot for groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts, and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild infamy likes to get girls drunk and then film them stripping and making fools of themselves. This might be the hardest one, people, so I'll try to make it as easy as possible.