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GiggleSugar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:00:00 -0700

This Pedi Pistol commercial should come with a Not Safe For Life warning. Since it doesn't - I'll warn you: NSFL. Is it really necessary for them to be so graphic? I mean, how many times does a viewer really need to see the Pedi Pistol sand flaking skin off someone's nasty heel? Before you yell at me for posting this, thank the universe for small mercies. I'm not posting this exactly at lunch time.

"Thanks" for this, se7a7n7!

Flashback: Judy the Inflatable Love Maid

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:13:50 -0700

I am too busy weeping for the men who purchased Judy here to be outraged or disgusted. (OK, I'm a little disgusted.) Something tells me Judy is a pale imitation of this model, in spite of her "life-like details." There are so many dissonant parts of this ad's chipper and upbeat message. "The most amazing, realistic and life-like companion you'll ever own!" "Just fill her with air and her body responds to your every touch." I love how one of Judy's attributes is that she's "accommodating." Talk about an understatement! When I look at Judy, I can't help but see, not this hottie with the taped on apron (which would totally come in handy for those frying-bacon-in-the-nude days I have occasionally), but rather Dennis Hopper's love doll in the creepfest River's Edge. Eeek! If you'd like to check out the entire ad, read more.

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GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:00:00 -0700

What's the point of the "Employees Must Wash Hands After Using the Restroom" signs if employees get to sweat in the tea? Not lovin' it.

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GiggleSugar — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0700

I like bacon as much as the next gal, but this looks naaaasty! Thanks to anaisethenry for taking a picture when you spied it in the West Village. Tell us, though - did you get one?!

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GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:35:00 -0700

This image is the stuff of nightmares. And the part that must really suck for poor Juliet up there? She didn't even win the Stroehmann Sandwich Slamm, a corned beef and rye sandwich eating contest held today, one day before St. Patrick's Day in New York City. The winner was Pat Bertoletti (seen below with a faux hawk and on the verge of upchucking expression). He consumed almost 17 sandwiches in 10 minutes to win the contest at Gallagher's Steakhouse. Barftastic.

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GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:00:00 -0700

With the Uroclub, it looks like you're just checking out your golf club, but in fact, you're peeing into it. Wait, what? I thought golf was supposed to be classy and sh*t. That is straight up nasty.

What in the Sam Hill?!

GiggleSugar — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:00:00 -0800

Sorry, WTF?! just didn't seem an adequate response to this vintage ad for the Pubie, which is a sterling silver or gold plated "replica of your favorite body hair." Can you imagine if someone sent this to you "handsomely mounted on walnut or mahogany" and then wrote in an attached note "Just thinking of you!" You'd definitely not wanna know the specifics of what they were thinking. Wow.

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GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:00:00 -0800

I would give kudos to the cake decorator for making this foot's infected big toe look so realistic - but I'm busy holding down my last meal.

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What's Grosser?

GiggleSugar — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 04:00:00 -0800

Adjust your eyes. On the left, a laptop case made of synthetic human skin. On the right, shorts that come packaged in the plastic wrap you buy steak in, complete with fake blood stains, and charmingly named "Human Meat" shorts. Who all but Hannibal Lector wannabes would wear these? And what's grosser?

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GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:00:00 -0800

I think Eric should leave a similar note, but about using Matt's toothbrush to clean the bathtub. (I so don't miss roommates.)

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