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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.petsugar.com/6308285&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=120  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed3/192/1922243/47_2009/0ef9e0696e412b85_mmmcat.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s time to get clever! A picture is worth a thousand words, but those messages vary from person to person. Mmmm, what&#039;s being dished up here? Offer your sayings or quotes for this funny photo in your comments below, and I&#039;ll do a roundup next week of some of my faves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&#039;font-size:10px !important;&#039;&gt;Source: Flickr User &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/mobilestreetlife/2320936879/sizes/l/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;David Blackwell&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/6310127&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=96  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed3/192/1922283/47_2009/de6e1a42cdad8788_the-office-shareholder-meet.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Looks like &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/the+office&quot; &gt;The Office&lt;/a&gt; is trying for a little economic relevance. While it sort of knocks you over the head this week - e.g. showing the Dow Jones sign - you can&#039;t blame the writers for making the story timely. Michael travels to New York for a shareholders meeting with Dwight, Andy, and Oscar in tow, but instead of being honored for his work at the branch, he steps into what&#039;s essentially a sounding board for grievances. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lots of great quotes in this episode, so let&#039;s recap some of my favorites, shall we? (Don&#039;t worry, I&#039;ve included Michael&#039;s big speech.) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Recyclops will drown you in your over-watered lawns.&quot;-Dwight&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Obviously the writers had to plug NBC&#039;s Green Week like the rest of the network, but &lt;b&gt;The Office&#039;s&lt;/b&gt; is one of the most creative. I especially enjoyed Jim&#039;s side story about how Recyclops&#039;s fictional planet was attacked and he &quot;vowed to destroy the planet he once loved.&quot; Oh, and his nemesis Polluticorn, which is actually a &lt;b&gt;Power Rangers&lt;/b&gt; reference. They could&#039;ve made the entire episode about Recyclops, and I would&#039;ve been happy - if for nothing else, just to see Dwight rock that weird eye headband.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more quips from the evening, including a deleted limo scene, read more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dwight: &quot;Oh, I&#039;m sorry were you raised in a household with no consequences?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Woman in line: &quot;It&#039;ll just be a second.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Dwight: &quot;Oh, if onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then every day would be Erntedankfest.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Dwight lays into the woman in the microphone line when she wants to use the bathroom, but his special comeback phrase really made me laugh. I plan on reciting it myself at least once this week. (By the way, I googled &quot;Erntedankfest&quot; and it&#039;s Germany&#039;s Thanksgiving. Dwight taught me something!)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pam: &quot;Well, I can&#039;t really imagine you yelling at anyone.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Jim: &quot;Oh, I yell, you&#039;ve heard me yell.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Pam: &quot;Oh, okay. I&#039;ve heard you exclaim, like the time you said, Hey look, we parked over here.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Jim: &quot;Well that was apple picking day. There&#039;s no need to yell that day. You know, I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Aw, Jim. You try so hard to be tough. But you&#039;ve got to admit that putting Ryan in the closet is genius. Not only does it teach the guy a lesson, but I&#039;m considering it payback for all of those weird getups that Ryan&#039;s been wearing recently. (Remember the fedora?!)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;We&#039;re gonna come back with a plan for you, it&#039;s a 45-day plan, 45 days to get us back on track, 45 points. It&#039;s a 45-day, 45 point, one point per day, we get the 45 points. We are back in business. And you can take that to the bank. And limo lady, we are going completely carbon neutral! I love you New York!&quot;-Michael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Best. Speech. Ever. God forbid anyone ever give Michael Scott a mic  - serves them right. Oh, and speaking of limos, check out this funny deleted scene of the boys in their ride.&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;I just want to say that I believe that there are options out there. A take-a-number option like they have in a deli. What about line varieties? Like an express line for quick comments of ten words or less that could move much more efficiently. What about ropes along the lines that you can hold on to?&quot;-Dwight&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I was always welcome a ridiculous Dwight rant, and this was one of his better ones.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alright, so your turn! What&#039;d you think of the episode? The whole situation has me questioning what&#039;s going to happen to Michael in next week&#039;s episode. The guy destroys the shareholders meeting, his CEO is annoyed, and then he runs off with the limo - are there going to be repercussions? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you&#039;re a Dunder Mifflin fanatic, head on over to &lt;a href=&quot;http://the-office.buzzsugar.com/&quot; &gt;The Office! group&lt;/a&gt; in the BuzzSugar Community! &lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fitsugar.com/6296935&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=117 height=160  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed3/192/1922729/47_2009/e446b6143e001254_DEC09.SELF.cover.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Amanda Peet is undoubtedly feeling great. She&#039;s starring in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/6244986&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;number one film&lt;/a&gt; in the country, and in the December issue of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.self.com/magazine/2009/12/amanda-peet-slideshow?mbid=synd_fitsugar#slide=1&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Self&lt;/a&gt; the actress shares that nothing brings her more joy than hanging at home with her hubby and baby girl. In fact, the actress credits her husband, screenwriter &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1125275/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;David Benioff&lt;/a&gt;, as being her healthiest habit. Oh, true love!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The 37-year-old actress is not without her envies, though - she wants &quot;boobs, a gentle six-pack, and a perky butt.&quot; And when it comes down to it, she secretly wishes for a bod like &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fitsugar.com/3463199&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Gisele Bündchen&lt;/a&gt;&#039;s or &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fitsugar.com/2680546&quot; target=&quot;_self&quot;&gt;Jennifer Aniston&lt;/a&gt;&#039;s. Outside of a little admiration, especially since Peet strives to live a life full of balance and a lot of laughs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To hear Peet&#039;s take on health, read more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Amanda is a big fan of moderation:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;To me, staying healthy means doing everything in moderation. Eat a lot of greens, but in moderation. Exercise, but in moderation. Drink wine, but in moderation. Sleep as much as you can. And have people around you who are very funny.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At the end of the day it all comes back to love for Peet, who says that her 2-year-old daughter is the reason why she stays healthy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;I do feel like it&#039;s important for her to have me be as healthy as I can be. So, you know, I don&#039;t want her to have horrible eating habits. I don&#039;t want her to never exercise. But obviously I&#039;d much rather have her play a sport than have a gym membership before she&#039;s 20. I mean there are kids in LA who go to the gym and they have a trainer. I&#039;m like, Play a sport!&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check out more shots of the hot mama and visit &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lilsugar.com/6299074&quot; &gt;lilsugar&lt;/a&gt; to read more about Amanda on mothering. Also, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.self.com/magazine/2009/12/amanda-peet-slideshow#slide=1?mbid=synd_lilsugar&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;see lots more photos, quotes on Self.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.petsugar.com/6112828&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=103 height=160  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed2/192/1922243/46_2009/60c59b62459e65ff_strollerrr.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s time to get clever! A picture is worth a thousand words, but those messages vary from person to person. This dog seems rather confused - or is that pleased? - by his environment. Offer your sayings or quotes for this funny photo in your comments below, and I&#039;ll do a roundup next week of some of my faves.&lt;br clear=all&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buzzsugar.com/6205958&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=87  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed3/192/1922283/46_2009/342570a1fabe794c_the-office.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, I do declare! This week&#039;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/the+office&quot; &gt;The Office&lt;/a&gt; was silly good fun. Distraught over rumors of bankruptcy, Michael suggests that the employees engage in a murder mystery game called Belles, Bourbon and Bullets to keep their spirits up. Pam&#039;s recent bad attitude seems to lift as she gets into character, and Andy uses the opportunity to ask Erin on a date. (I can&#039;t wait for when those two finally hook up!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ready to take a look at some of my favorite quips from the episode (and share your own in the comments)?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Jim: &quot;With all due respect to everyone here, I think the most worthy opponent of you is you.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Dwight: &quot;That is correct. Unless there happen to be measles present.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How awesomely ridiculous is the opening scene where Dwight tries to fight himself during his own karate instructional?! That right there is why Rainn Wilson gets nominated for Emmys.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more funny lines, plus a video of the Clue-like antics, read more.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Your feelings journal? You told me to put it in the time capsule.&quot;-Erin&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Check out Erin delivering yet another great quote this week! I&#039;m curious to see what the writers do with her character, especially now that they&#039;re setting up this will-they-or-won&#039;t-they thing with Andy that&#039;s slightly reminiscent of another &lt;b&gt;Office&lt;/b&gt; couple.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;You can all have jobs at Schrute farms as human scarecrows. It doesn&#039;t pay much, and you can&#039;t unionize.&quot;-Dwight&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Leave it to Dwight to concoct a plan when news of the company&#039;s money loss hits the Scranton branch.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Operation got me through my vasectomy, i.e. my operation. I don&#039;t think I would&#039;ve been able to endure my breakup with Holly had it not been for Toss Across.&quot;-Michael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Michael explains his use of board games as a coping mechanism to Jim, but my favorite part is when he plays &quot;Lullaby&quot; by Sean Mullins on his computer to wallow in his sadness. Anyone else remember that song? Love the &#039;90s nostalgia!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kevin: &quot;Now do the Swedish Chef.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Andy: &quot;I&#039;m not familiar, what province is he from?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Kevin: &quot;He lives on Sesame Street, dumbass.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Andy does such a good job with his Savannah accent using his &quot;molasses&quot; technique that oddball Kevin asks him to talk like the Swedish Chef from &lt;b&gt;Sesame Street&lt;/b&gt;. But I have to mention Creed -I was dying when he shows up to the office, hears about the &quot;murder,&quot; and speeds off in his car! Also, kudos to the crime scene with Meredith and to Oscar for putting on the strangest accent I have ever heard. Check him out in this video:&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.&quot;-Michael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sad thing is, Michael&#039;s probably telling the truth.&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So what&#039;s your assessment of the evening? It sounds like there are tough times ahead for everyone, since David Wallace says the company will be out of money by the end of the year. What do you think will happen? My hopes are that Michael and Dwight will cook up some solution that doesn&#039;t involve scarecrows. And what do you make of the Erin and Andy romance - do you want to see it happen?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don&#039;t forget that you can discuss the episode in full over at &lt;a href=&quot;http://the-office.buzzsugar.com/&quot; &gt;The Office! group&lt;/a&gt; in the BuzzSugar Community! Here are two words to get you started: Tube city.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner have been &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popsugar.com/6066547&quot; &gt;posing for photo ops&lt;/a&gt; all over town - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popsugar.com/6187094&quot; &gt;check out Pop&#039;s favorite promo tour moments&lt;/a&gt; - and it wouldn&#039;t be complete without an interview with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ew.com/ew&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Entertainment Weekly&lt;/a&gt;. In the cute interview, the costars quip about everything from Rob&#039;s attachment to his signature hair to Kristen&#039;s confession that she&#039;d like to quit smoking to Taylor&#039;s obsession with hitting the gym for &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/new+moon&quot; &gt;New Moon&lt;/a&gt;. There&#039;re also tidbits about Rob and Kristen&#039;s off-screen relationship and how Robert handles fandom. They&#039;re clearly a tight-knight trio, so check out the highlights below.  If you can&#039;t get enough &lt;b&gt;Twilight&lt;/b&gt;, keep the convos going in the &lt;a href=&quot;http://twilight-the-saga.buzzsugar.com/5391659&quot; &gt;Twilight Saga&lt;/a&gt; community group, and be sure to check back next week for my own interview with Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Robert Pattinson on his hair in &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/eclipse&quot; &gt;Eclipse&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;: I swear to you I’ve never experienced anything like this.  It&#039;s every single day.  In &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/twilight&quot; &gt;Twilight&lt;/a&gt;, they wanted me to have extensions down to my hips.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Kristen Stewart:&lt;/b&gt; He&#039;s a liar.  He doesn&#039;t remember. He&#039;s remembering how they made him feel, but they were just, like, down to here [pointing to her shoulders].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Pattinson:&lt;/b&gt; So I told them, &quot;Look, that&#039;s just not going to happen.&quot;  I said, &quot;It looks like this already – I&#039;ll come to set like this.&quot; I sound so stupid, but in a lot of ways the hair is 75 percent of my performance, so in the second one I said, &quot;Listen, I need to tone down the hair.  Let&#039;s make it a little more real, a little bit more . . . Method.” [Laughs] And then in the third one, I&#039;m doing fight scenes and there&#039;s a strand going down my forehead and they&#039;re like, &quot;We need to do it again because no one will recognize you! No one will know who it is!&quot; I&#039;m like, really, is my face that generic?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Stewart:&lt;/b&gt; They want proof that you&#039;re doing your own stunts, man!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Pattinson:&lt;/b&gt; I have to look like the poster at all times.  Just in case they want to use any clip for the trailer. Any clip at all! There were about five people in different departments who, because of my forelock, ended up in tears.&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;For tons of more quotes, just read more.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;EW:&lt;/b&gt; How are you all coping with living in a fishbowl?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Pattinson:&lt;/b&gt; It really depends on the mood.  When I met you last year [before &lt;b&gt;Twilight&lt;/b&gt; came out], I was doing interviews very sporadically and I never got recognized.  Now it&#039;s like anywhere I go there&#039;s immediate recognition.  So there&#039;s more of a responsibility . . .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Stewart:&lt;/b&gt; I don&#039;t mind working every day.  It&#039;s just, suddenly, I have this other role.  And that&#039;s really disappointing.  All I&#039;d like to do is go outside with a book and figure out what to do with the day.  And if I can&#039;t do that, then I&#039;m just going to sit in my hotel room on my balcony and chain smoke.  [Pauses] I&#039;m going to stop smoking. I&#039;m not such a good smoker, anyway.  It&#039;s not in my bones. I&#039;m gonna drop it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Pattinson:&lt;/b&gt; The three of us have been working for two years [straight].  It does feel like your day has a shape just as soon as you wake up.  I just forget what it&#039;s like when you&#039;re free.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;EW:&lt;/b&gt; Taylor, you&#039;re the only one who almost lost a shot at the sequels.  Do you have a different relationship with fame because you had to fight for your job?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Lautner:&lt;/b&gt; No, I kept my eye on the prize 100 percent of the time.  I was motivated.  I wasn&#039;t even thinking about anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Stewart:&lt;/b&gt; Thank God you got the job.  I wouldn&#039;t have wanted to deal with you if you didn’t.  After all those months of working out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Lautner:&lt;/b&gt; I just wanted to focus on what I could control, and I worked really hard.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;EW:&lt;/b&gt; You mean in the gym? Because I see your abs everywhere these days.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Lautner:&lt;/b&gt; Yeah, the gym was a major part, but I really studied the books and the character, too.  And it all turned out good.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;EW:&lt;/b&gt; Kristen, it must be nice to watch the guys&#039; appearances get obsessed over for a change.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Stewart:&lt;/b&gt; Seriously, it&#039;s a trip to sit back and look at the sexual objectification of these dudes.  I&#039;ve never been asked to do any of this stuff.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;EW:&lt;/b&gt; You guys are lucky. You clearly all dig each other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Lautner:&lt;/b&gt; The amount of time we have to spend with each other – if I didn&#039;t like these two, it would be exhausting.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;EW:&lt;/b&gt; Rob, you made &lt;a href=&quot;http://buzzsugar.com/tags/remember+me&quot; &gt;Remember Me&lt;/a&gt; this summer, between sequels. Was that the set in New York, where you were knocked into a cab by hordes of fans?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Pattinson:&lt;/b&gt; That was completely made up.  I was walking across the street, and there was one cab going about one mile an hour and it nudged my leg.  The story ended up being how I got hit by a cab because of a mob of screaming fans, [but] it was 4 o&#039;clock in the morning and there was one person there – a paparazzi. . . . And then there was another time – apparently they said on the news that I had a drug overdose.  The security guy saw it on TV, and I wasn&#039;t in my room, and he was like, &quot;Uh-oh!&quot; It&#039;s just so weird.  I wake up and my room is too messy to order room service, and so I end up eating a pack of M&amp;amp;M’s for breakfast – and it takes me about five hours to find it.  That&#039;s my first five hours of the day. [Laughing] And then you see the news and think, &quot;Who cares if he had a drug overdose? It would probably make him more interesting!&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;EW:&lt;/b&gt; Kristen and Rob, why do you think people are so obsessed with the state of your off-screen relationship?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Pattinson:&lt;/b&gt; Good question.  That&#039;s a little thing I have to think about every day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Stewart:&lt;/b&gt; Maybe it&#039;s just my personality, but I&#039;m never going to answer it.  I probably would&#039;ve answered it if people hadn&#039;t made such a big deal about it. But I&#039;m not going to give the fiending an answer.  I know that people are really funny about &quot;Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f---ing give your whole life away? Can I have your firstborn child?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;EW:&lt;/b&gt; You don’t think just saying, for example, &quot;Listen, we dated for a few months, it was weird, we&#039;re better off as friends&quot; would end the speculation?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Pattinson:&lt;/b&gt; No way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Stewart:&lt;/b&gt; People are deeply judgmental and I&#039;m not strong enough.  I would love to be like, &quot;I don&#039;t care what anybody thinks.&quot;  But I&#039;m a very private person.  And think about every hypothetical answer: &quot;Okay, we are.  We aren&#039;t.  I’m a lesbian.&quot;  I&#039;ve thought about this a lot.  There&#039;s no answer that&#039;s not going to tip you one way or the other.  I&#039;m just trying to keep something.  If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I&#039;d be like, &quot;F--- off.&quot; I would answer the exact same way.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
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 <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.petsugar.com/6065654&quot;&gt;&lt;img  width=160 height=120  src=&#039;http://media.onsugar.com/files/ed2/192/1922243/45_2009/dd66cd5576cd0233_dogpizza.large.jpg&#039;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s time to get clever! A picture is worth a thousand words, but those messages vary from person to person. I&#039;m practically drooling while looking at this picture, so what do you think the dog is thinking? Offer your sayings or quotes for this funny photo in your comments below, and I&#039;ll do a roundup next week of some of my faves.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Michael provided my favorite quote of the evening, but take a look at my list (spoilers!), and then weigh in with your own favorite zingers.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;If you clench your buttocks together when you&#039;re walking, you can really take the pressure off your knees.&quot;-Dwight&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The who-can-outdo-each-other&#039;s-politeness competition between Dwight and Andy was pretty hilarious. Of course neither of their intentions were pure - Dwight wants to be kind so everyone owes him and he can unseat Jim as co-manager; Andy does it...well, pretty much because he has to be better than everybody else.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more funny lines, plus a video of the parking lot brawl between Michael and Pam, read more.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;The chicken parm is good. It was a big part of my childhood. Oh, maybe Michael will start dating that too.&quot;-Pam&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Yep, this week saw the return of the Michael and Helene&#039;s romance, when he takes his new girlfriend out to a birthday lunch with Pam and Jim. I&#039;m glad the writers reintroduced it, but obviously Pam doesn&#039;t share my same enthusiasm.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;The only time you should care about a woman&#039;s age is if she&#039;s too young for you. And I am not robbing the cradle. If anything, I&#039;m robbing the grave.&quot;-Michael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Ah Michael, always so sensitive to a woman&#039;s feelings. I loved watching him gradually panic as he realized Helene was older than expected. But dumping her on her birthday, in front of Pam and Jim? That was low, even for him. Such an ageist. Pam exacts her revenge though by beating him up. Check out the video of their showdown:&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is the recipe for a ghost.&quot;-Andy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Can&#039;t blame Andy. I wouldn&#039;t want the ghost of Dwight Schrute after me either.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;What a waste of a day. I could&#039;ve grown poison mushrooms that would&#039;ve been this high by now.&quot;-Dwight&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dwight feels bummed that he couldn&#039;t get back at Jim - all that work going to New York just for bagels! - but I&#039;m sure he&#039;ll concoct something for the next episode to take Jim down. Perhaps that&#039;s what the mushrooms are for?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;&quot;I saw my life flash before my eyes. I have four kids, and I have a hover car and a hover house. My wife is a runner and it &lt;i&gt;shows&lt;/i&gt;.&quot;-Michael&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Such a dreamer that Michael. After Pam slaps him across the face for calling things off with her mom, he starts imagining his future. I was really hoping that they&#039;d drag out the coupling between him and Helene for at least a couple more episodes - do you think their romance is really dunzo?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What did you think of this week&#039;s installment? Were you sort of pulling for a relationship between Michael and Helene? Tell me (along with your favorite lines) in the comments.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Want to keep swapping opinions on this episode? Check out &lt;a href=&quot;http://the-office.buzzsugar.com/&quot; &gt;The Office! group&lt;/a&gt; in the BuzzSugar Community!&lt;/p&gt;
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