Feb 13, 2009 -
Everyone gets long-stem roses for Valentine's Day; so be different and daring and send a Long-Stem Lovin' Low-Rise Thong Bouquet instead! Flowers wither and die, but these lace thong undies can be worn forever. Not only is this present sexy and romantic, but it's practical, too!
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Jun 12, 2008 -
I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.
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May 22, 2008 -
If bringing sexy back resulted in a babe, perhaps you'd like to announce the news to your partner in a pair of these unconventional undies. The women at Smart Ass Thongs were thinking of you when they created their Yummy Mummy ($20) collection of thongs. According to their web site, the thongs are made of 90% nylon and 10% spandex, making them "perfect for tucking under growing bellies."
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May 15, 2008 -
A proper lady always crosses her legs at the ankles, even when topless tanning.
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May 13, 2008 -
Hey, Grandma didn't complain when she got hers.
Thanks, College Humor!
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Apr 18, 2008 -
"Mum, Dad, thanks for covering my ass all those years. I'm forever permanently grateful. Love you thong time!"
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Apr 10, 2008 -
The male thong has reached new lows! Whoever said "less is more" never encountered Rudolph the red-thonged beach bum — and his very compromising pose...
Thanks, College Humor!
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Mar 21, 2008 -
He likes ladies' thongs and he cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny,
When this dude runs around in an itty-bitty thong,
And his round arse in your face,
You get . .
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Mar 05, 2008 -
The G-string and the appliqué sweatshirt make a nice combo, no?
Thanks, eBaum's World!
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Jan 24, 2008 -
When your wife in the airbrushed, tie-dye, sci-fi shirt is easier on the eyes than you, there's a problem. Duuuude, have you no shame?
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