Sometimes, humans are the worst. We scoured our social media feeds for the most-annoying things people post on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram — and came up with these 20 Internet crimes. These are the things that make you go "ew," "just stop," "no," and "BUT WHY." Without further ado, the posts that deserve a giant thumbs-down.
Source: Getty / Robyn Beck [1]
The cryptic message about feeling . . . *depressed*
And then people are like, "WHAT'S WRONG?! R U OKAY?"
And then they're like, "I don't want to talk about it."
Extremist, borderline-psycho political rants
Your opinion is not welcome here.
Source: MTV [2]
Getting a million Candy Crush invites
Because every single one of them will be ignored.
Photos of a disgusting injury
Some things you can't unsee.
Vacation-photo overkill
There should be a legal limit. On fun.
Getting invited to random events
If you could just stop, that'd be great.
Source: Imgur [3]
When someone posts a bad picture of you
SO rude.
Posting song lyrics with ZERO context
Nobody wants to decode your life through Drake lyrics.
Source: Imgur [4]
Very, very frequent relationship updates
Public displays of happiness . . . GROSS. Don't need that date-night selfie.
Babies as profile pictures
Not because we hate babies, but it's just awkward when a baby who can't talk posts on Facebook.
Source: Imgur [5]
Phantom tagging
You were not there. DO NOT TAG YOURSELF.
Photo: Nicole Nguyen
Photo collages for every single one of your sorority sisters' birthdays
SMH.
Gross pictures of food
Not #foodporn.
Source: Imgur [6]
Significant others who never comment on or "like" any of your statuses
Aka the phantom boyfriend/girlfriend.
Pregnancy updates every. single. day.
We get it. Your belly has a tiny human in it.
Gym selfies, bathroom selfies, and sexy selfies
Just, no [7].
The humblebrag
Grrrrr.
Source: Twitter user Humblebrag [8]
Pictures of couples making out
Seriously. Seriously?!
When long-lost relatives comment on every photo and status
How to begin . . . please shut up.