Couldn't get much worse, but it appears that a blogger got his hands on Revenge of the Sith when it came out on DVD a few years ago. Bought from a not-sketchy-at-all sidewalk vendor, he popped in the DVD to find that it had been translated into Chinese, and back to English. What that means is that the title is now this:
"Backstroke of the West." And I thought Hayden Christensen's performance was funny.