Tim Howard just might be the American Jesus. The goalie of the US Men's National Team killed it at the World Cup, with a personal record of 16 saves. That's also the most saves by any keeper during the World Cup. (It's not the first time he's pulled off a crazy soccer feat either.) These tweets during Tuesday, July 1's USA vs. Belgium game (the US lost, but we still believe in you, Timmy) prove that he could run for president in 2016.
Block my tears, Tim Howard.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) July 1, 2014
Best wiki update of the Cup so far, or ever: pic.twitter.com/GehIqfFtc1
— Danielle Elliot (@daniellelliot) July 2, 2014
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) July 1, 2014
Holy sh*t, Tim Howard. What kind of preternatural arts of deflection did you study? Same place as Batman?!
— Jeff VanderMeer (@jeffvandermeer) July 1, 2014
— Adrian Carrasquillo (@RealAdrianC) July 1, 2014
Tim Howard's the Lebron of soccer. #NoHelp
— The Soccer Life (@TheSCRLife) July 1, 2014
— Jeopardy Sports (@JeopardySports) July 1, 2014
Tim Howard wore army pants and flip flops so I wore army pants and flip flops.
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) July 1, 2014
— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) July 1, 2014
Saw Tim Howard standing at the corner yesterday... pic.twitter.com/HCCy0K7LiT
— 2014 World Cup (@TheWorIdCup) July 1, 2014
Just tried to follow Tim Howard on Twitter. Got blocked.
— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) July 1, 2014
— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) July 1, 2014
Tim Howard is so good at stopping people from scoring that none of his friends ever want to go out with him.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) July 1, 2014
— David Leonard (@davidleonardii) July 1, 2014
— Max & Cheese (@MackswellPerry) July 1, 2014
Rappers need to start name-dropping Tim Howard with more frequency.
— Scott Phillips (@phillipshoops) July 1, 2014
And lastly . . .
But, seriously, Howard 2016.
Biden/Howard 2016, the dream ticket!! Lol pic.twitter.com/Kyed8WwdfX
— tim howard (@TimHowardGK) June 18, 2014