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Colossal MP3 Player Spotted at Walgreens!

Need a GIANT MP3 player? Spotted in the aisles of Walgreens, a $22 dollar MP3 player — the size of your head! Walgreens and their genius digital music player manufacturer have apparently glossed over the fact that iPod's success came largely from its convenient small size to bring you the Colossal 256MB mp3 player! Who cares if you don't own any bags big enough to fit it. It's COLOSSAL!

Who knows what they were thinking with this thing — it has just 256MB and requires 2 AA batteries, and the packaging gives away no sense of irony whatsoever.

Don't bother checking online for this bad boy — I could only find it in person at a downtown San Francisco store. I have half a mind to go back to that Walgreens and buy it, just so I can wear it around town as a social experiment. And it's pink, because, you know, a white one just isn't attention-catching enough!

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tmmkitten tmmkitten 8 years
now i want one too! the screen is simply hilarious
kiwigeek kiwigeek 8 years
That screen is colossal too.
kiwigeek kiwigeek 8 years
That screen is colossal too.
Neural Neural 8 years
that's crazy!
Neural Neural 8 years
that's crazy!
tglynn tglynn 8 years
rofl- great gag gift.
tglynn tglynn 8 years
rofl- great gag gift.
i-am-awesomeness i-am-awesomeness 8 years
Colossal-- damn straight! lol I agree the teeny tiny screen is pretty funny :) That's how they do it, Wal-Mart style! haha
x_juicyfruit x_juicyfruit 8 years
Holy crap, lmao.
x_juicyfruit x_juicyfruit 8 years
Holy crap, lmao.
beingtazim beingtazim 8 years
how cool - perfect for younger kids since you wouldn't have to worry about them breaking it. hee hee...i love how HUGE it is!
carhornsinapril carhornsinapril 8 years
i would LOVE to take this on the subway as a social experiment. ha! maybe this is like those gigantic TV remotes for old people?
calamari calamari 8 years
I love the teeny tiny 1-color LCD screen in the middle of the giant black square
toenails15 toenails15 8 years
Wow, that is huge... kind of like the giant remote we bought as a gag gift for my mom there... tee hee!
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