Give your thumbs a break from screen tapping and texting with this needlepoint DIY  fit for 21st-century fingers. Etsy shop Harllee  sells $5 patterns for sweet embroidered emojis, which you can use to adorn any tea towel or quilt or just hang on your wall. You'll have the most refined poop with eyeballs ever. If you're not keen on doing it yourself, the shop also sells four-inch wall hangers that are already meticulously embroidered!
Info Desk Person Pattern Only  ($5)
Dancers Emoji Four-Inch Wall Hanging  ($70)
Thumbs-Up Four-Inch Wall Hanging  ($55)
Poop Emoji Four-Inch Wall Hanging  ($55)