RIP, Secret app. The anonymous social network is shutting down, its CEO recently announced [1]. To give it the send-off it deserves, we've rounded up some of our favorite "secrets" that anyone who appreciates digital life will understand. Check 'em out, and don't be surprised when you find yourself nodding along.
File that under texting problems [2].
Time for a digital detox [3]?
Sounds like a sign you're addicted to Netflix [4].
Try this battery fix [5] ASAP.
At least it's not as bad as this Tinder date [6].
We love Reddit, too [7].
Ugh, and that your Summer wasn't memorable unless it involved all of this [8].
We take Missed Connections [9] seriously around here, and that's just cruel.
Probably talking about the Kim Kardashian game [10], aren't you?
But at least you can always hide them without them ever knowing [11]?
Yeah, we've done that [12].
No more rEaLlY cOoL AIM names [13].
OK, that's actually a genius tech hack [14].
That wouldn't be a bad idea.
At least it wasn't a person with a tiger [15].
De-friending happens when you're one of these annoying people on Facebook [16].
As long as it's not like Entourage [17].
File under: Tinder problems [18].
And you all know the types of employees at every startup [19].
Poor Windows users.
Women of tech, let's make ourselves heard [20]!
But are you wearing space shoes [21]?