Hey, look guys. . . it's pink. . . it has hearts. . . OK, I can't take it. This heart-shaped USB monstrosity boasts a purpose — a pen holder, a lamp, and a speaker, but I think even Hello Kitty would insist it's a bit too saccharine.
There's no suggested age range (i.e., elementary) for this gadget, so I have a problem imagining the meeting where someone pitched this desk accessory for living, breathing females over the age of 5.
Do you have a pink headache looking at this too, or is it just me?