Are you a PC freak so unwilling to admit you're a closet iPod owner that you'd rather hide your dirty little addiction in something even dirtier, like a pack of smokes?
If so, Urban Outfitters has uncovered just the iPod case for you. The Gama-Go DBot Pack-O-Smokes MP3 Case, $14.99, is a cleverly disguised MP3 case, complete with a tiny clear window at the back for control access and a slot at the bottom to thread your earphones out.
I'm not their target audience, but I do know a few Zune lovers, who I think would rather suggest a dependence on cancer sticks than the good old iPod. A vice is a vice, right?