Meet Dale. Featured on Funny or Die , Dale wants to tutor you in the ways of the Internet. . . circa 1997. Not only is Dale not smooth at all, he, like many awkward Lotharios , knows how to utilize chat for his own purposes.
But if he's not smooth, neither is the World Wide Web of the late '90s — note the time-lapse editing while Dale waits over 10 minutes to find out what the capital of, uh, Dallas is!